Evil Thoughts about Exes & Sheep

[KiaKat]

Get the guy a watermelon as in this story. Definitely NSFW!

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...06&postcount=1

This made me giggle.

I was picturing it. Hee!

[SengaKitty]

Oh god I'm never going to be able to eat watermelon again...

[Wenchie]

He doensn't need a blow up sheep. He can go on a date with Mrs. Hand and her four daughters anytime he wants.

Often this is called "Ms Michigan" here since Michigan looks like a mitten. Or Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters.

Is the blowup sheep full of C4?

Ohhhh....

Aw, Wenchie *big squishy hug*.

Been there, done that, got the tshirt. Except the sheep part.

But look on the bright side: a guy is going to come along who will want YOU, only you, from the get-go, and you're going to be in a great relationship soon enough. That feeling is the best feeling after you've been willy-nillied around by some turd.

Thank you... and I hope so! I was starting to think that I was setting my sights too high: intelligent (preferably a geek) and able to hold a conversation, employed, not living in mom/dad's basement, good sense of humor, and someone who is able to cuddle and put up with the flirting that goes on at conventions & ren faire... you know, the safe, allowed, everyone knows it's not going anywhere type flirting.

Unfortunately, all of the guys I've met who fit that criteria live too far away.

Sure there are. For example, "what." And "the." Also "f."

Agreed with Irv.

[RestaurantDude]

I still think you need to start a send-a-sheep fund!

[Wenchie]

I still think you need to start a send-a-sheep fund!

I tried RD! No one wants to contribute.

[Becks]

Sure there are. For example, "what." And "the." Also "f."

I have to agree.

[Racket_Man]

heck where Becks, Blas, Irv and I live we could just send the pervert on a wild goose chase out into a farm field. there are more than enough "animals" but then I would nto want harm to come to the animals and they might be offended.