Really Bad Pun

[TelephoneAngel]

In the supermarket a guy in front of us dropped a jar of Branston which shattered and went all over the floor.

Boyfriend said to him "You are in a pickle!"




*may only be intelligible to UK audience*

[Jester]

My friend Frank and I are notorious for puns, both good and bad, and will often get into drawn-out pun battles, sometimes going back and forth for 30 minutes or more.

If I had been the guy in the supermarket, I probably would have responded with something along the lines of, "Well, I'll try not to be sour about it."

Yes, it's bad. But I couldn't resist gherkin your chain.

Hey, these puns aren't just good, they're VLASIC!

These jokes are my bread and butter!

I know, I know, I should probably spear y'all from more.

I'll pay for the broken jar, then everything will be kosher.

Etc., etc.

[iradney]

Well you know what they say.... a good pun is it's own reword

[Chromatix]

Beware: incorrigible punster. Do not incorridge.

[dalesys]

Sunday, Monday, Punday you will be mine...

[SengaKitty]

*facepalms* These are too punny

[Nurian]

*facepalms* These are too punny

Hey! Don't take the pun out of this!

[Crossbow]

Beware: incorrigible punster. Do not incorridge.

More like Invertebrate punster. Spinelessly unable to resist a good pun.


So slug me.

[Nurian]

No, you snailed it on the head.

[dalesys]

A few grains of salt will clean up this thread...

[Nurian]

What? Looking for more dry humor?

[El Pollo Guerrera]

A few grains of salt will clean up this thread...

Would that be considered a-salt-ing another forum member?

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I had a bad pun the other day... A local shoe store had move from an out-of-the-way building to a new place downtown. I told them that it's nice that they're in a place with more foot traffic.

[Sheldonrs]

[QUOTE=El Pollo Guerrera;818392]Would that be considered a-salt-ing another forum member?...

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Tis the season.

[Nurian]

[QUOTE=Sheldonrs;818394]

Would that be considered a-salt-ing another forum member?...

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Tis the season.

They did have it Cumin.

[Imogene]

*may only be intelligible to UK audience*

As a decidely American personage... I got it. But I also watch Extra Punctuation, and Branston pickle comes up quite often...