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[hinakiba777]

Well I hope she enjoyed the show.

-When this same roommate has knocked on my door (like a normal person would do) before, I would say "What?". I have never said "Come in" or any variant thereof, yet she takes it upon herself to open the door anyway.
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My mother does this. Sometimes she doesn't even wait for the what, she will just knock and open the door. It made we want to put a lock on my door, but there was no way to remove the old door handle.

[csquared]

My room used to be the house's garage, and so the door's lock is on the other side. You know, where I can't lock it.

Flip the handles. If it is a simple door knob, there will be two screws on the inside. Remove them. The knobs will pull off. Now swap sides and reassemble.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Instead of getting mad, use this opportunity to be weird and creepy and really embarass the hell out of her.

Like pretend you think she wanted to see that. Ask if she wants to see it again.

[zombiequeen]

My father-in-law taught his children the whole "knock while opening the door" routine. Made our early married life hell until at least ALL of the people in the house walked in on something at least once. We ended up putting a dresser in front of the one door, and used the walk-through-closet to get to our bedroom from our other room. Made it a little less awkward.

[shadowpanda]

My boyfriend has always said: if other people see me naked in my own home, that's their problem not mine.

She came into your personal space, you have nothing to be ashamed of. Let's hope she learns from this and gives you your damned privacy

[Kaylyn]

Just say, "I could use an extra hand here..."

[Mikkel]

Just say, "I could use an extra hand here..."

"Hi, I was just thinking of you."

[RavenStarr]

Sooooooo..... were you able to finish? *Ducks various flying objects*

[Plaidman]

At least it wasn't like in Grandma's Boy, where the dude's friend's mom walked in, right at the released, aimed at her, "I CAN'T STOP C--------!!!"

That being said, since that is my only recourse for any amount of affection for well over a decade, damn near two decades, it's surprising I have never been caught.