All I really want for Christmas is...

[Kanalah]

A bullhorn.

Because no one listens to me unless I yell and I've been hoarse for nearly a month now.

What wacky, silly or otherside weird item(s) are you secretly wishing for?

[blas]

Punching bags, the kind that stay stuck to the floor so they don't fall over or down.

Ones that I can put pictures on, so it looks like a coworker or manager.

[MoonCat]

A whole work-week in which nobody comes crying to me about:

1) Why is SHE doing that additional work? Why can't I have it? I WANNNNNT IT!
2) Why is SHE parked there? Why won't they let ME park there?!
3) Did you hear what [insert name] did/said/ate/boinked/?
4) Why can't I have off on [insert random date of your choice]? I should have it!
5) Make her stop looking at meeeeeeeeeeee! (OK, I haven't really had this one yet, but it's only a matter of time).

[Squeaksmyalias]

A bullhorn.

Because no one listens to me unless I yell and I've been hoarse for nearly a month now.

I asked for one too! I was told I could not be trusted with one.

I also asked for an A-10 thunderbolt II (Warthog!), I think I might be getting a stuffed warthog. Cause Mom keeps thinking I'm talking about warthog the animal instead of the plane.....I went all fangirl over a retired Warthog pilot before...I have plane issues. He was flattered at least, not many girls go OMG! You flew a Warthog! *bounces and shakes hand* OMG you are SO COOL! I couldn't help it.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Is it boring that I want a new Brita pitcher and a hair dryer?

[zombiequeen]

I want a model kit of a Zoids thing, because I'm sweet like that.

Also...5 pounds of polyfill, new glasses (three years since the last one and I'm at extra-high risk of macular degeneration...but we're poor and hubby keeps saying no), and a new blanket.

[shankyknitter]

all I want for yule/my birthday (they're a few days apart)? To be able to see my boyfriend. We live 8 hours apart and I haven't seen him since august.

[Food Lady]

I want a new spine. I've been asking Santa since 1995.

[AriGriffin]

The new Darkwing Duck comic books starting with The Duck Knight Returns.

[Plaidman]

New pair of jeans. Haven't worn jeans in like.... decade...?

Depression fully gone forever. Then I'd be the happy wierd guy living with a cat, rather then psycotic guy that /whines/ he's alone too often to those that have SO's with a cat.

[Rantsylvania 6-5000]

I want to win a buttload of money from the lottery, so I never have to work for, or answer to, anyone else ever again!

And I'd never have to worry about having holidays off, to spend with my family.

[Mytical]

My family's continued health, my friends to get what they desire, and for those less fortunate then I to get what they need.

[firecat88]

I want a new pair of sunglasses. Mine have been dropped, run over (by me in my wheelchair), dropped some more, stepped on, dropped again...you get the idea. The blasted things are so beat up it's not even funny.

I also want coloring books. XD I've gotten into a recent obsession with coloring. And there's this company called Dover Coloring Books that makes absolutely gorgeous books.

As for the things I want but I know there's a snowball's chance in Hell of me getting- Tickets to go to Germany and see Tanz Der Vampire live.

[Amina516]

I want a KINDLE!!! (and i think im getting one too...Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)

[blas]

I want someone to accept a fat transfer and take half of my hips and my butt and thighs from me.