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  • #1

    Stupid Cat

    Well, I am now sporting a large cut on my forehead.

    We were outside raking leaves and the cat was having a great time zooming around, diving in piles of leaves, and stalking everyone.

    Then Mr. wound-up kitty decided to climb the neighbours tree. And then got stuck. And then decided that best way to get down would be to walk out on a skinny branch about 15 feet up.

    Of course you know how this was going to turn out. After much slipping, scrabbling, clawing, panicking, and a last desperate attempt to stay on the branch, down came one very freaked out cat. I caught the bugger, but as could be expected, catching a cat with flailing legs and claws is, well, painful.

    I had leather gloves on so my hands are okay. My forehead... not so much. Ow.

    Stupid cat.
    There's no such thing as a stupid question... just stupid people.
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    ... I'm not quite sure it was the cat that was stupid, here...

    ^-.-^
    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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    • #3
      Wash that owie, cat claws are dirty as heck!
      In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
      She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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      • #4
        Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
        ... I'm not quite sure it was the cat that was stupid, here...

        ^-.-^
        Well, there's nothing like having a cat landing butt first on top of you!


        Quoth Cutenoob View Post
        Wash that owie, cat claws are dirty as heck!

        Yup. Although he did a pretty good job of cleaning them off on the tree!

        I let it bleed for a bit and then cleaned it. And I have a recent tetanus shot. So I should be fine.

        And hopefully Mr. Cat has learned his lesson... or he'll have to stay inside, which would make him mighty unhappy.
        There's no such thing as a stupid question... just stupid people.

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        • #5
          LOL the whole story is making me laugh.
          "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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          • #6
            I'm sorry, that had me laughing...

            In relation, at least one of my cats knows how to be a pain... I woke up one morning a couple weeks ago... FREEZING outside and inside. Guess where the cat was?

            On the roof.

            How did I know? Sherbert has this distinct 'distress' yowl(And only he does a distress cry... Because only he's stupid enough to get stuck! But he also uses it for when HE says it's feeding time..), and being waken up by it is a bit of a shocker. I lean over and look out my window, knowing his habits of going up on the roof(Regardless of weather!)... Lo and behold, there he is, leaning over and watching my window going "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!11!!!" I had to go out in a t-shirt, PJ pants, and FLIP FLOPS to climb a ladder to get him
            Look, a signature!

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