Epitaphs

[Rapscallion]

What do you want your gravestone to read? If you come up with a really good one, you may win the Internet.

For me, it's very likely to be, "It wasn't sane, but it wasn't boring."

Rapscallion

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Hey! Look what I can do!"

[Lace Neil Singer]

"I told you I was sick."

[telecom_goddess]

"I told you I was sick."

ROFL!!!

[Bandit]

"He didn't suffer from insanity.

He enjoyed every minute of it!"


B

[Trishlovesdolphins]

Make sure your shot guns are ready, 'cause when the Zombie revolution comes, I'm gonna eat your brains.

[zombiequeen]

"Rawr"
alternatively,
"Velociraptordinothingyridingonalasersquid"

those might be my warning and motto...
"WagoOOOO!"
also my battlecry

[AnaKhouri]

I stole this one from a 19th century gravestone (unsurprisingly, in the American West):

"(S)he never killed anyone that didn't need killing."

[shankyknitter]

(In Norse runes and Old Norse) Wow, you spent a long time just trying to figure out what this said didn't you?

[RecoveringKinkoid]

"Oops."

It wants me to write at least ten characters. Okay, then:

"Oooooooops."

[Frantic Freddie]

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Dude, where is that??? Is that from where all that mess went down in 1860 near Carson Sink?

[Becks]

"It was worth it!"

[terakhan]

I've never thought about a headstone, but the obituary I have pondered. I have come to the conclusion that I want my obit, even if its a total lie, to say something that will cause people to do a spit take when they read it. Things like:
"Found encased in 4000 cubic feet of Jello." (20x20x20, ideally)

Were I to design my grave plot though, I know what I would want. I want a statue of the Grim Reaper, pointing at the ground about 2 feet behind where someone would stand to read the headstone. At that point on the ground will be a small plaque that says 'made you look.'

[lupo pazzesco]

Here lies Lupo,

Not sure how she got here, but it sure was hilarious to watch!"


(With as many ways as I've managed to creatively hurt myself, I'm sure I'll manage to die in a spectacular, mind boggling way)