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    Should I be weirded out? O.o

    So, I have horoscope apps (one for Western zodiac, one for Eastern) on my phone. This is partly just for shits and giggles, but they have proven right on occasion. Rarely do they ever say roughly the same thing...but today they both mentioned a sudden change in my nonexistent love life starting to happen tomorrow. It kinda weirds me out that they *both* mentioned something (and one of them even used the words 'lifeless romantic life'. Not sure what to make of this. At all. XD
    "Things that fail to kill me make me level up." ~ NateWantsToBattle, Training Hard (Counting Stars parody)
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    See what happens tomorrow. If the person of your dreams sweeps you off your feet, or you get invited to participate in a porn film, or swingers drive up and kidnap you to their hidden lagoon for a night of debauchery...then maybe you should be weirded out. If you just get some perv waving his weiner at you from the alley, I wouldn't think much of it. The weiner or the horoscope.

    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is     Still A Customer."

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    • #3
      Quoth Jester View Post
      If the person of your dreams sweeps you off your feet,
      If the man of *my* dreams shows up, I will probably die of happy. Right after doing the embarrassing fangirl thing and asking for an autograph.

      Quoth Jester View Post
      or you get invited to participate in a porn film,
      No one wants to see that. Trust me.

      Quoth Jester View Post
      or swingers drive up and kidnap you to their hidden lagoon for a night of debauchery...
      I am intrigued by this 'debauchery' of which you speak. Will it involve the '101 Things To Do At Walmart' list?
      "Things that fail to kill me make me level up." ~ NateWantsToBattle, Training Hard (Counting Stars parody)

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        Quoth firecat88 View Post
        I am intrigued by this 'debauchery' of which you speak. Will it involve the '101 Things To Do At Walmart' list?
        Based upon the swingers I have known....no.

        "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is         Still A Customer."

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        • #5
          Having seen one of the potential definitions of 'swinger', I can very safely say....do not want.
          "Things that fail to kill me make me level up." ~ NateWantsToBattle, Training Hard (Counting Stars parody)

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            Quoth firecat88 View Post
            Having seen one of the potential definitions of 'swinger', I can very safely say....do not want.
            I was not referring to those who dance to swing music, by the way.

            "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is             Still A Customer."

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            • #7
              Quoth Jester View Post
              I was not referring to those who dance to swing music, by the way.
              Neither was I.
              "Things that fail to kill me make me level up." ~ NateWantsToBattle, Training Hard (Counting Stars parody)

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