Roommate Trouble, 2011 Edition.

[Jester]

Dog poop. Fragrant dog poop hidden somewhere in her room.

Um, NO, as I'm trying to actually rent out that room!

And I don't see much likelihood of my being given access to her new room, wherever it may be. So, again, no.

I must remind everyone that we do not advocate causing any sort of permanent damage to anyone's property.

(But throwing her whites in the washing machine with a brand new red shirt and leaving it to her to bleach it out ... ahem. No, I wouldn't suggest that, would I?)

The site does not in any way condone such things.

Of course, what I do on my own time is a whole 'nother kettle of fish.

As for the laundry thing, no, my revenge will wait until she is out of this apartment and her keys are in my hand. I will play nice.

For now.

Would eviction procedures show up on a background check if so it may be worth the trouble for devilment if nothing else.

I thought about that, I really did. And I think it would. But the problem with eviction procedures is that you have to go to the court to initiate them. The court which is only open on weekdays. When I work. So, in all likelihood, I would have to miss some work, and thus some income, to do this.

Fuck that. This bitch has fucked me over enough. I am not losing income because of her, too.

[Shards]

I'm going to be massively surprised if I don't hear about this... lady leaving the island within the next 3 weeks to a month. Regardless of her own stubbornness, I don't foresee someone who angers Jester and tries to stay on his island being able to weather the storm for long.

[42_42_42]

Sorry you got screwed over by this bitch.

Here's some bourbon and scratch made vanilla bean pound cake...

[TheSHAD0W]

Juice an onion and let the juice stand in the kitchen for a while...

[dougall]

Would eviction procedures show up on a background check if so it may be worth the trouble for devilment if nothing else.

[charred]

Change the keys and then insist she pays the amount owed before she gets her copy.

[Sapphire Silk]

One thing's for sure. Potential future roommates will not be able to catch a break thanks to this bitch on things like the deposit.

People like her are why folks get so strict about who they rent to, and the terms and conditions. Too many bottom feeders taking advantage and sucking the life out of everyone else.

[Seshat]

Convertibles offer so many fun opportunities.....

.... it's a shame I have this 'MOD' beside my name.


Ah well.

I must remind everyone that we do not advocate causing any sort of permanent damage to anyone's property.

(But throwing her whites in the washing machine with a brand new red shirt and leaving it to her to bleach it out ... ahem. No, I wouldn't suggest that, would I?)

[Sapphire Silk]

Dog poop. Fragrant dog poop hidden somewhere in her room. .

Fish smells are harder to get rid of than poop smells

[Becks]

Stop it. The room is no more cursed than the Titanic, the number 13, Aztec gold, or the Chicago Cubs.

You make it sound more tempting every time the room is available.

Too bad I won't give up my cats. Well, the male cat, anyway.

[shankyknitter]

Dog poop. Fragrant dog poop hidden somewhere in her room.

Also Jester if I could afford it I'd be down there in a heartbeat. Problem being I'm unemployed and can't afford the air fare, and I don't think you guys or Boyfriend would go for him moving down with me.

Other than that I graduate with my undergrad degree in 3 weeks and could be on a plane the 15th of May if I had the cash.

[Lyse]

Oh! Anchovies in the vents! That way, even once she finds them and gets rid of them, she'll remember every time she turns the A/C on.

[Jester]

No, she didn't sign anything. It was a verbal agreement. Still an agreement, but fuck it. I'll be glad when she's gone.

Anchovies. I like that. Perhaps not in her luggage, but perhaps tossed in her car if/when I see it about town. Convertibles offer so many fun opportunities.....

[lordlundar]

Got a question Jester: did she sign anything saying she needed to give 30 days notice? If so, while you might not be able to stop her from leaving, you mighthave an option to recoup the money she was supposed to pay.

[Sapphire Silk]

It certainly makes me glad that it's only my son and I in our place. I couldn't do the roomie situation again unless my life absolutely depended upon it. Which I try to make sure it doesn't. My kid pisses me off enough as it is, so I'd rather not have to deal with an unknown party pissing me off too.

Amen to that. That's why I haven't rented out the spare bedroom in my house even though it would really help me out financially.

Here's a thought for Jester. Anchovies in her luggage would probably get the message across as to what you think of this cunt's behavior (and I don't mind that you used that word . . . if the shoe fits, wear it).