What, you guys have never heard that Kool and the Gang song? Yeah, yeah, I know....good times, not vacay. Whatfuckingever. Details, details, details. Doesn't change the fact that I am officially on vacation, and will be realistically on vacation tomorrow when Little Red and I drive up to Lauderdale.
Still doing laundry, packing bags, harrassing deadbeat ex-roommates, watching porn...you know, all those little things you have to do to get ready for a good vacation. Especially when you're spending five nights in a town known for drinking (Fort Liquordale, anyone?) with a girl whose boyfriend isn't too sure about the idea, but fuck him since this was planned before she even met him, and besides, he's kind of a tool anyway.
Should be amusing in many ways. One notable one being to see if Little Red, now officially in a relationship, will actually show any ability as a wing man. Normally, she claims to make an effort, but in reality that effort lasts only until the alcohol kicks in and she sees the first of many Cute Boys. Love Red to death, but she is all about herself and finding boys when we are out drinking and she's single. Which is a bit fucked up, since I have often been a great wing man for her. But, to her credit, she is only the second worst wing man among my friends. Unlike the first, she has never gotten me almost killed.
So....two nights at the beach and three nights downtown for a festival that will no longer be there, with a cute girl that I have no interest in who has no interest in me (romantically and sexually speaking, of course), hopefully eating great food and drinking new and wonderful beers and maybe even wines.
That reminds me....I need a notebook for this trip. Shit. Another thing I have to do in the morning. (Adds to checklist.)
Well, you folks all enjoy your week and weekend. I shall endeavor to check in between binges, meals, and/or hangovers.
According to the professional bookmakers in Las Vegas, the current odds of Jester actually hooking up with a hot chick on this vacay: 15-1 against. The smart money is against, unless there are a bunch of desert chicks in Lauderdale this week. (Last two chicks I've hooked up with were from Phoenix. Go figure.) Vegas odds of Jester hooking up with a hot chick because of the wing man play of Little Red: 50-1 against. Place your bets now......
Happy Beer Fest, everyone!
Still doing laundry, packing bags, harrassing deadbeat ex-roommates, watching porn...you know, all those little things you have to do to get ready for a good vacation. Especially when you're spending five nights in a town known for drinking (Fort Liquordale, anyone?) with a girl whose boyfriend isn't too sure about the idea, but fuck him since this was planned before she even met him, and besides, he's kind of a tool anyway.
Should be amusing in many ways. One notable one being to see if Little Red, now officially in a relationship, will actually show any ability as a wing man. Normally, she claims to make an effort, but in reality that effort lasts only until the alcohol kicks in and she sees the first of many Cute Boys. Love Red to death, but she is all about herself and finding boys when we are out drinking and she's single. Which is a bit fucked up, since I have often been a great wing man for her. But, to her credit, she is only the second worst wing man among my friends. Unlike the first, she has never gotten me almost killed.
So....two nights at the beach and three nights downtown for a festival that will no longer be there, with a cute girl that I have no interest in who has no interest in me (romantically and sexually speaking, of course), hopefully eating great food and drinking new and wonderful beers and maybe even wines.
That reminds me....I need a notebook for this trip. Shit. Another thing I have to do in the morning. (Adds to checklist.)
Well, you folks all enjoy your week and weekend. I shall endeavor to check in between binges, meals, and/or hangovers.
According to the professional bookmakers in Las Vegas, the current odds of Jester actually hooking up with a hot chick on this vacay: 15-1 against. The smart money is against, unless there are a bunch of desert chicks in Lauderdale this week. (Last two chicks I've hooked up with were from Phoenix. Go figure.) Vegas odds of Jester hooking up with a hot chick because of the wing man play of Little Red: 50-1 against. Place your bets now......
Happy Beer Fest, everyone!
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