Rapture Sign-In!

[LillFilly]

Nuts. Seems like everyone's still here. I was hoping to get to move into a bigger house!

I did find this video, however:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81523818/

[Sunsetsky]

I was so busy gaming the entire evening yesterday that I completely missed the Rapture.

[NateTheChops]

Now I on the other hand was totally worthy. I'm typing this from a wireless cafe in Heaven. What's it like, you ask? Well, everyone is naked up here. I mean really naked, it's like you really don't want to spill your coffee here.

Anyhow, thank you for signing in everyone. Better luck next time.

[BookstoreEscapee]

The Rapture happened, all right...


Nobody was worthy.

That was my theory...even if it happened most of us wouldn't notice the difference...

Nuts. Seems like everyone's still here. I was hoping to get to move into a bigger house!

Heh...I texted my brother just after 6 and asked if he got raptured. He said 'Not yet' and I said 'Well if you do can I move into your house?'

Now I on the other hand was totally worthy. I'm typing this from a wireless cafe in Heaven. What's it like, you ask? Well, everyone is naked up here. I mean really naked, it's like you really don't want to spill your coffee here.

But...I thought everyone in heaven wears white robes with colored sashes! (Jesus gets purple.) You mean this book lied to me?



Edit: http://cuteoverload.com/2011/05/22/i...ont-feel-fine/
Check out the url, and the hovertext on each pic as you go.

[BrenDAnn]

It's officially the 23rd now. It's safe to say the big event....Was a big fail. Oh well. Bring it on, December 21, 2012!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I guess they got bored and decided to find something else to occupy their time with, such as making beer.

So sayeth my ex stepdad, who always thought the Millerites were the ones who invented Miller Beer.

[MoonCat]

I think the guy who started all this crap is hiding out, all right...in Costa Rica or Belize.

To me, the funniest part of this whole thing is how many people ran off to await the Rapture, totally convinced that they deserved the express trip to heaven.

[Mishi]

He's now claiming it'll be in October instead...

[Cookie]

He's now claiming it'll be in October instead...

Hehehe! We get to do this all again in a few months.

[CaroPhoenix]

October!? But .. But ... that's my birthday! We can't have the rapture in MY birthday month!

Ah well, I was driving Mr. Rum crazy about all this Rapture nonsense. I get to do it again! YAY?

[Mikkel]

October!? But .. But ... that's my birthday! We can't have the rapture in MY birthday month!

Even worse, October 21 is my birthday. Do you think that will help me get into heaven ? I'm sure I shall need all the help I can get .

Not that I even believe in raptures or judgement days.

[telecom_goddess]

Even worse, October 21 is my birthday. Do you think that will help me get into heaven ? I'm sure I shall need all the help I can get .

Not that I even believe in raptures or judgement days.

October 22nd is my youngest daughters' birthday.....the after Rapture oh noes.....

[Kogarashi]

Even worse, October 21 is my birthday. Do you think that will help me get into heaven ? I'm sure I shall need all the help I can get .

Not that I even believe in raptures or judgement days.

Well, May 21st is my birthday, but nothing happened. Maybe if you behave yourself, the Rapture will get called off again so you can celebrate yours.

[Treasure]

Well, May 21st is my birthday, but nothing happened. Maybe if you behave yourself, the Rapture will get called off again so you can celebrate yours.

nonono, one must MISbehave - so as not to get taken, as only the "pure" (or some such nonsense) get taken; by being naughty you're improving your odds of being left here that much longer.

[Geek King]

I really must say I'm quite disappointed. I had my Humongous mask and spiked-up Mustang ready to go. Now I'm going to have to sharpen up my axe all over again.