Deep Thoughts by Irv

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Should I be squicked out that there are ice cream treats named Magnum?

Should anybody?

[fireheart]

Should I be squicked out that there are ice cream treats named Magnum?

Should anybody?

They're not shaped like giant dongs if that's what you're thinking.

We don't have the Magnum brand of condoms in Australia (most if not all places carry Ansell, Durex and Four Seasons), so it's a little less funny for us.

There are icecreams out there however called Miniz. It is impossible to suck or lick them without it looking like you're giving someone a blowjob.

[Mishi]

There are icecreams out there however called Miniz. It is impossible to suck or lick them without it looking like you're giving someone a blowjob.

That name makes me laugh, because that's Pilbara region (Western Australia) slang for female genitals. Calling someone a 'skinny minnie' also makes me smirk.

Magnums are one of my most favourite icecreams, to the point that Rugz and I were recently bribed with them by someone wanting to borrow our jack.

[Sheldonrs]

...There are icecreams out there however called Miniz. It is impossible to suck or lick them without it looking like you're giving someone a blowjob.

So if I lived in Australia people would think I was eating icecreams all the time?

lol!

[fireheart]

That name makes me laugh, because that's Pilbara region (Western Australia) slang for female genitals. Calling someone a 'skinny minnie' also makes me smirk.

Magnums are one of my most favourite icecreams, to the point that Rugz and I were recently bribed with them by someone wanting to borrow our jack.

These are the icecreams in question.

And I'm so glad I don't live in the Pillbara region.

[Rapscallion]

We've got a brand of workplace footwear called 'Trojan'.

They're definitely a foot long!

Rapscallion

[ApolloSZ]

Irv - The martial arts 'box' I wear at Sword fighting (A VITAL piece of equipment. Sword to the goolies is NOT comfortable) is branded "Magnum" aswell.

[Mishi]

We've got a brand of workplace footwear called 'Trojan'.

So not they're not thongs then?


@Fireheart: Spent my teenage years there, never again! Unless there's a helluva lot of money involved, that might sway my judgement.

[fireheart]

Irv - The martial arts 'box' I wear at Sword fighting (A VITAL piece of equipment. Sword to the goolies is NOT comfortable).

A mail shirt (chain mail) to the balls is not comfortable either apparaently. (we only have 2 people who wear full mail on a regular basis, everyone else either uses a padded jacket called a gambeson or gambie for short, or some scale armour called lamellar)

Although now that Irv's mentioned it, those Magnum Gold commercials with the Mr and Mrs. Smith lookalikes just look WRONG now....

[BookstoreEscapee]

Well, I can tell you the double chocolate flavor is pretty yummy. I have a box in my freezer right now.

The caramel is OK, and the classic is meh. The chocolate coating is good but the ice cream isn't anything special. (Roomie got the classic a couple weeks ago and shared, then I got the chocolate to try, and later the caramel.)

[tropicsgoddess]

The Magnum does sound like the name of the big man's condoms but regardless they look so damn delicious on the commercials!

[fireheart]

You guys should try a Big Choc Bikkie Magnum