So apparently y'all are not real.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Are we in the Matrix?!

Oh, oh dang... I took the RED PILL.

*pinches herself* ouch!!! yep i'm real

Nah, you only thought you felt pain. Really, it's all in your head. ...wait....

... My royal red toes...

*Makes little paper crowns and puts them on RP's toes*

[BookstoreEscapee]

And there are some people who believe I'm a god.

Would that have something to do with your sig?

I could express every opinion, every thought, every whim that I withheld from the world outside.

I still have a hard time with this, even here. But I'm more open here than I am in real life, I think. I have a very hard time putting myself out there, especially in person. I always feel like everyone else has it more together than I do, and I feel boring and dumb.

The Kara that signed up on this site and started telling stories about her insane dealings with customers for a cell phone provider's customer service line?

I used to read your and GK's weekly posts every Sunday. Never really expected we'd ever be friends, cuz you were one of the "cool" people. And I am not one of the cool people.

[Kara]

I used to read your and GK's weekly posts every Sunday. Never really expected we'd ever be friends, cuz you were one of the "cool" people.

And to think, you texted me earlier that you were going to have to delete some of my messages cause your inbox was getting full.

And I am not one of the cool people.

Oh now you're just being silly. You are one of the cool people. *hugs*

[Becks]

And I am not one of the cool people.

I think you're cool!!!

[dragon_wings]

All of y'all are cool!

[Food Lady]

BE, I think you're cool. You make me laugh.

[Jester]

Would that have something to do with your sig?

Some people think I'm a god because of that, yes. Others think I'm a god for other reasons.

I am not one of the cool people.

In junior high and high school, I was not one of the cool people. Later in high school, I started becoming one of the coolER people. In college, this progressed some more, and in adulthood, I became one of the coolest people to some, and just a fucking obnoxious loud-mouthed dork to others. *I* definitely think I'm pretty fucking cool. And how did I finally start attaining this coolness?

By stopping my attempts to be cool or to be one of the cool people.

[Imogene]

Got a similar line from my last roommates... "You don't get out of your room and interact with us much."
'And...?'
"It's not healthy, we worry about you."
'Bullshit.'

Whenever I came out to hang out, they got distant, moreso than normal... I told them I was perfectly comfortable hanging out on the net...

[Dilorenzo]

Since everything that needed to be said on this has been said, and better than I could, I'll just go with this.

If I'm not real, then I don't get to float down a river this weekend, and then blows.

[Jester]

I just woke up tired, sore, and very fucking cranky. I wish I wasn't real, so I wouldn't have to take my real cranky ass to my real job within the real hour, and deal with real tourists.

As I said....real cranky.

[SG15Z]

I think it's safe to assume that, say, Lupo, isn't baking the ground up remains of her victims into cinnamon rolls and feeding them to her unsuspecting boyfriend.

Of course not, that's just silly. Her boyfriend bakes up the grounded remains of her victims and feeds them to Lupo (who is aware). Duh.

[Kara]

You're gonna get me in more trouble. Got this in GChat yesterday:

... Grind up what in my where and feed them to who...!?!?!

Then she posted her cinnamon roll recipe in chat so everyone knew they didn't contain peoples.

[Geek King]

Then she posted her cinnamon roll recipe in chat so everyone knew they didn't contain peoples.

Oregano is people!

[Kogarashi]

Oregano is people!

So of course her cinnamon roll recipe won't contain people. Who puts oregano in cinnamon rolls?




(Apologies to anyone who actually does put oregano in their cinnamon rolls.)

[Dilorenzo]

I... I don't know why, but I'm reminded of Louis CK right now.

Oh, right, Cinnabon. Or however you spell that. Heh. Look it up if you like incredibly vulgar yet hilarious comedy.

Oh, damn, wait, he doesn't exist either. Or does he? Has anyone seen him on the internet recently? Does that mean he stopped existing?

(Is it time to go home?)