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Today I went to the local Fruit Market with a list of things to get. 7 items, so not a big deal. It's close to 90 where I'm at so I went in shorts and a cute tank top. I wanted to pop in my contacts but allergies wouldn't allow it.
I got there, parked, and started towards the enterance to nab a cart. Instead, a young male employee beelined to me.
Guy: Excuse me miss, would you like this cart?
Me: Oh! Yes, thank you so much!
Guy: Heh...Hey no problem *makes a shucks face*
That was kinda odd, but oh well. I walked inside, grabbed grapes, lettuce, and headed to the cucumbers.
Guy2: Did you get everything on the list?
Me: Hahaha! Almost, but not quite!
Guy2: Well if you need help finding anything, I'm Brian *flirty smile*
Getting weirder...do I look like a model or something? I head towards the green peppers. A couple guys are stocking the coconuts. The younger of the 2 looks up at me and gets this doofy smile. I smile back. He waves. I wave back. He has 2 coconuts positioned so perfectly, they look like boobs. I had to laugh. He smiles bigger and drops a coconut. Then another. And another.
Older Guy: C'mon man! You're droppin' the produce!
Younger guy: Huh? Oh! Sorryyyyy!!!
I laugh harder
I get green peppers, oranges, and am now looking at the apples.
Guy3: Nice huh?
Me: Pardon?
Guy3: The..umm...err...I me.....well....y'kno....apples! Heh
Me: *snicker* Yes. Nice apples.
I look for the bananas. Can't find them. Anywhere. They have to have bananas. It's a fruit market in summer! The closest employee is Younger Guy.
Me: Excuse me, can you tell me where the bananas are?
YG: Heh...hahaha....*long stare*
Me: Yes?
YG: Huhuh? I'm sorry what was the question?
Me: Bananas? I can't find them?
YG: Oh! Yes! Ummm...lesse....bananasbananasbananas....OG where are the babanas?
OG: Over there *points*
YG: Oh yeah! Over there! Sorry I must be tired or somethin huhuhuh
Me: Oh I see them! I didn't notice them because they are in bags. Thank you!
That was funnyyyyyy!!!
I go to check out.
Me: Is this line open?
Cashier: Why yes it certainly is! Come on up sweetie!
Me: Sorry, I wasn't sure
Cashier: So where's your husband and why didn't you make him come with you?
Me: Oh, I'm not married. And I'm shopping for my mom.
Cashier: Really? I woulda thought any girl as pretty as you would be taken already!
I'm on my way out.
Guy4: Did you need help with those?
Me: Oh, no that's ok
I'm sure you are busy (because I hear your coworkers yelling at you to get your ass back there)
Guy4: Awe not really. Those bags look heavy!
Me: Not really (because I have 4 bags, decent muscle tone and had a list as long as my pinkie finger)
Guy4: You sure?
Me: Yep. I don't want you to get in trouble. I think they are calling you...
Guy4: Oh crap! You're right!
Am I exhaling pheromones or something? Seriously, because I have never had so many men fawn over me and get goofy over me at the same time. It was like some reality TV show :spit:
I got there, parked, and started towards the enterance to nab a cart. Instead, a young male employee beelined to me.
Guy: Excuse me miss, would you like this cart?
Me: Oh! Yes, thank you so much!
Guy: Heh...Hey no problem *makes a shucks face*
That was kinda odd, but oh well. I walked inside, grabbed grapes, lettuce, and headed to the cucumbers.
Guy2: Did you get everything on the list?
Me: Hahaha! Almost, but not quite!
Guy2: Well if you need help finding anything, I'm Brian *flirty smile*
Getting weirder...do I look like a model or something? I head towards the green peppers. A couple guys are stocking the coconuts. The younger of the 2 looks up at me and gets this doofy smile. I smile back. He waves. I wave back. He has 2 coconuts positioned so perfectly, they look like boobs. I had to laugh. He smiles bigger and drops a coconut. Then another. And another.
Older Guy: C'mon man! You're droppin' the produce!
Younger guy: Huh? Oh! Sorryyyyy!!!
I laugh harder
I get green peppers, oranges, and am now looking at the apples. Guy3: Nice huh?
Me: Pardon?
Guy3: The..umm...err...I me.....well....y'kno....apples! Heh
Me: *snicker* Yes. Nice apples.
I look for the bananas. Can't find them. Anywhere. They have to have bananas. It's a fruit market in summer! The closest employee is Younger Guy.
Me: Excuse me, can you tell me where the bananas are?
YG: Heh...hahaha....*long stare*
Me: Yes?
YG: Huhuh? I'm sorry what was the question?
Me: Bananas? I can't find them?
YG: Oh! Yes! Ummm...lesse....bananasbananasbananas....OG where are the babanas?
OG: Over there *points*
YG: Oh yeah! Over there! Sorry I must be tired or somethin huhuhuh
Me: Oh I see them! I didn't notice them because they are in bags. Thank you!
That was funnyyyyyy!!!
I go to check out.Me: Is this line open?
Cashier: Why yes it certainly is! Come on up sweetie!
Me: Sorry, I wasn't sure
Cashier: So where's your husband and why didn't you make him come with you?
Me: Oh, I'm not married. And I'm shopping for my mom.
Cashier: Really? I woulda thought any girl as pretty as you would be taken already!
I'm on my way out.
Guy4: Did you need help with those?
Me: Oh, no that's ok
I'm sure you are busy (because I hear your coworkers yelling at you to get your ass back there)Guy4: Awe not really. Those bags look heavy!
Me: Not really (because I have 4 bags, decent muscle tone and had a list as long as my pinkie finger)
Guy4: You sure?
Me: Yep. I don't want you to get in trouble. I think they are calling you...
Guy4: Oh crap! You're right!
Am I exhaling pheromones or something? Seriously, because I have never had so many men fawn over me and get goofy over me at the same time. It was like some reality TV show :spit:
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