For the first time ever I completely f-ed up a meal..

[teh_blumchenkinder]

However, I still have to rival my daughters cooking fails. She once set fire to a fruit filled croissant in the microwave and this morning I got up to this... It used to be breaded chicken fillets The house still smells

They're like little black holes!

[dalesys]

They're like little black holes!

My friend left half a dozen cobbettes of corn on the barbecue overnight...
Light as a feather and even fewer calories.

[Mikkel]

They're like little black holes!

They remind me of a pizza my brother made once. He came home drunk and put a frozen pizza in he oven. Then he lay down on the couch to rest a bit before his supper.
He woke up twelve hours later!

Luckily it was a hot summer day and the flat was on the fourth floor so the windows was open, otherwise he may never have woken up.

The pizza was tiny, about fifteen cm in diameter, and completely black but you could still recognize everything on it. Tiny pieces of pepperoni and sliced peppers .
I told him to frame it as a memorial and because it was so cute. Sadly he didn't, but he still get teased about it.

[draggar]

I think I got redemption last night.

I cooked the rice separate (brown rice - used chicken broth instead of water) - it took a litte longer than the package said but it was OK).

Tilapia (squirted lemon juice and put a pad of butter on each, then I sprinkled tarragon, basil, and some paprika on them).

Carrots.

Came out pretty well.

[teh_blumchenkinder]

Huzzah! Victoly! No food 4 dogz!

[Food Lady]

My last batch of chocolate chip cookies got puffy and bready like muffins. Xylitol, even in part, cannot be substituted for sugar in cookies.