The New Face of Customer Service: LLAMAS!

[Kisa]

A few days ago, Eisa and I got a great idea inspired by an incident from 8 or so years ago. I was taking a field trip with my classmates to a farm. One little punk decided to take some food from his lunch and make one of the llamas follow him around the fence. He never gave the llama any food. He would yank it back and call the llama stupid. The llama decided he wasn't taking any shit from this 4 foot tall brat and spat a nice, smelly loogie at his face. Perfect shot he was Llama served karma!

After telling Eisa this story, we hatched an idea. All customer based businesses should employ llamas to keep SC's at bay! Llama security, llama SC detectors, llama customer service, llamas everywhere!!! We must breed llamas to keep up with demand!

Just picture this:
Nice customer walks past llama scanner
Llama nuzzles nice customer and he may pass
SC tries to get in
Llama spits at him
SC leaves
SC tries to start shit at the counter
SC is told "sir, I know you're upset but all complaints must be taken up with the llamas"
SC throws a fit and is escorted out by llama security

Llamas are cute, fuzzy, and not human. They can't be reasoned with and are pointless to argue with. Bonus, they can spit!!! A perfect SC defense mechanism!!!

Good idea, yes?

Idea by Kisa and Eisa

[Eisa]

The llamas would be amazing. No one would want to argue with a llama. If they did, they'd be crazy.


The dancing llamas approve.

[Mishi]

Rugz and I approve! He has this thing about llamas, he used to joke and talk about them so much that even his best mate thought he owned one that lived on his grandparents farm. Even now, he sings the Llama song to cheer our girls up. Clearly, we are going to own some llamas and alpacas one day.

[BrightEyedKitty]

here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck

[TowelKing]

Epic idea! I think you should be a pioneer in this field and get them at TH. With Daves approval, of course.

[Nyoibo]

I own 6 llamas, I believe I can implement this idea.

[dalesys]

Another tune: Rammin' Llama In The Ding Dong

[Seraph]

here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck

I love you. So much.

[Elspeth]

I love this idea. Plus llamas would be great to hug if you were having a bad day.

and I now have that song in my head.

[BrightEyedKitty]

I love you. So much.

I aim to please!

[NotMyProblem]

awesome idea!!!

[Kogarashi]

Your initial story reminded me of a vaguely similar incident at a farm we went to for playgroup once, about two years ago.

This farm has some small playground equipment, a nice trail, a pond, and farm animals (and two peacocks). Normally when our playgroup goes there, there aren't many people besides us, and we can just walk around and let the kids look at the animals and then play on the swings and slide. This one time, though, there was apparently a school or daycamp group of some sort there, and the people who actually run the farm were letting the kids in the goat and sheep enclosures to feed and pet the animals. Overall, it seemed to be going well.

But there was this one group of kids in the goat enclosure that obviously had no clue how to act around animals, especially goats. The kids were feeding the goats leaves that the goats really enjoyed, so the goats (numbering three) were crowding around them. One larger male goat kept pushing the other two out of the way and snatching most of the food, so finally this one boy said, "Hey, let your wife have some!" and decided to push the bully goat out of the way.

Yes, he tried to push a goat. It went pretty predictably from there.

The goat immediately lowered his head and started chasing the kid around the enclosure, butting all the way, until the boy finally ducked outside the fence and closed the gate. It's bad of me, but all I could do was laugh. That was the first thing I learned around farms: you don't push the goats or they will push back.

So to bring this back on topic, maybe we could hire goats to assist the llama security in escorting SCs out.

[AnaKhouri]

Once I was volunteering at the zoo with kiddie day camps. We were looking at the llamas when suddenly this one llama ambled over to stand directly in front of me. I tensed to move in case it tried to spit at me. Instead, it leaned forward and planted big, sloppy llama lips directly on my lips. Then it casually straightened up and walked away.

I GOT STEALTH-KISSED BY A LLAMA!

[Eisa]

Once I was volunteering at the zoo with kiddie day camps. We were looking at the llamas when suddenly this one llama ambled over to stand directly in front of me. I tensed to move in case it tried to spit at me. Instead, it leaned forward and planted big, sloppy llama lips directly on my lips. Then it casually straightened up and walked away.

I GOT STEALTH-KISSED BY A LLAMA!

Oh my GAWD, that is awesome.

[taxguykarl]

SC tries to get in
Llama spits at him

This llama definately wasn't named Karl.
At least the llama didn't stab the SC 37 times in the chest.