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Today we go hunting the elusive Job, which is a dangerous and hazardous creature. Like any good hunt, a lot of preparation is needed, the right outfit is needed. However, to catch the bait, called an interview, we need to hunt it first with it's own bait..the Resume.
Once an interview has been spotted, in order to catch a job, you must approach the Interview and entertain it in hopes of landing a job. You must wear the right outfit, and come fully prepared for a long siege.
I recommend painting your face in mud, a camo outfit (hot pink is not recommended), and the most important thing of all. The rabid assault weasel. A regular weasel is not enough, nor is a non assault rabid weasel. You may attach it to a stick or not as you desire.
Once you have cornered the Interview, and have it sufficiently entertained, answering all of it's questions..the Job will be closing in. Once you have ensured you have captured the Job..it is time to strike. Pull the pin on the Assault rabid weasel, throw it, and run cackling like a mad man.
Disclaimer : This is just something from the insanity that is my mind. I never claimed to be a comedian, nor funny. Do not try this at home, or well..anywhere.
Once an interview has been spotted, in order to catch a job, you must approach the Interview and entertain it in hopes of landing a job. You must wear the right outfit, and come fully prepared for a long siege.
I recommend painting your face in mud, a camo outfit (hot pink is not recommended), and the most important thing of all. The rabid assault weasel. A regular weasel is not enough, nor is a non assault rabid weasel. You may attach it to a stick or not as you desire.
Once you have cornered the Interview, and have it sufficiently entertained, answering all of it's questions..the Job will be closing in. Once you have ensured you have captured the Job..it is time to strike. Pull the pin on the Assault rabid weasel, throw it, and run cackling like a mad man.
Disclaimer : This is just something from the insanity that is my mind. I never claimed to be a comedian, nor funny. Do not try this at home, or well..anywhere.
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