This will be interesting to explain to the proctologist

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Somebody's walking around my neighborhood blowing a vuvuzela.

[dalesys]

We just used the hose from our vacuum cleaner...


Don't inhale!

[fireheart]

Dare I ask what the vuvuzela and a proctologist have in common?

[Midnight12]

wild guess, it will need to be removed from a certain area?

or in this case you are as angry at this person as I am at my neighbor who feels the need to "mess with" his boat motor every sunday?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I re-thought what I was planning on doing with that thing. If I stuck the vuvuzela up the ass of the kid playing it, how would anybody know?

Then things are loud! The kid had to be blocks away and I could still hear faint fart-like noises.

[fireheart]

I re-thought what I was planning on doing with that thing. If I stuck the vuvuzela up the ass of the kid playing it, how would anybody know?

Then things are loud! The kid had to be blocks away and I could still hear faint fart-like noises.

The kid could make a farting symphony....literally.....

[xaenon]

Dare I ask what the vuvuzela and a proctologist have in common?

A vuvuzela is an extremely annoying instrument that causes all within earshot to have an overwhelming desire to violently and forcibly introduce said annoying instrument into a place only the vuvuzela owner's proctologist could reach it.

[Victory Sabre]

A sledge hammer will take care of it.

[dalesys]

A sledge hammer will take care of it.

For, Before, or After insertion?

[MoonCat]

Don't ever tell my neighbors about those things. They already know every single other method of making noise that exists.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I looked at the subject line. Looked at the post.

Sat looking at both for about a second.

Then spewed my drink.

[Victory Sabre]

For, Before, or After insertion?

Both, as needed.