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  • #16
    Projects...hmmm.... Wildlife Control Studies? He did, after all, spend all his time trying to catch the Roadrunner.

    ETA: Ooooh, another possible project- Advanced Culinary Studies or How to Cook Roadrunners. First, catch a Roadrunner.......wait, why is the rest of the book blank???
    Last edited by Kittish; 10-14-2011, 02:23 AM.
    You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

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    • #17
      Quoth Kittish View Post
      ETA: Ooooh, another possible project- Advanced Culinary Studies or How to Cook Roadrunners. First, catch a Roadrunner.......wait, why is the rest of the book blank???
      Don't forget rabbits.

      Pedersen, I think this is one of those times you need to bring up Youtube, search for Wile. E. Coyote and just go from there.

      Here's one

      And another

      Bugs Bunny would've been another good choice for a demo
      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

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      • #18
        Quoth Pedersen View Post
        So, suggestions for the third job...
        Well, I would think the obvious one would be Desert Avian Wildlife Disposal.

        What?

        Just because you're not GOOD at a job doesn't mean it's NOT your job. I submit as Exhibits most management types.

        "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
        Still A Customer."

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        • #19
          New Mexico DNR. Geococcyx californianus survival trainer.

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          • #20
            Hmmm, we'll he's persistent, patient, creative, determined, resourceful, able to complete complex tasks in an extremely short amount of time, works well independently, self-directed, self-motivated...
            Don't wanna; not gonna.

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            • #21
              Project: Advanced Rocketry Research

              Other accomplishments:
              - Canis latranis land speed world record (>300mph) (see "Project: Advanced Rocketry Research")
              - Dean of Acme Looniversity, 1990-1994
              - Mentor to Calamity Coyote (no relation)

              Other things to note:
              - Formerly known as: Kelsey Coyote, Mud
              - Full name: Wile Ethelbert Coyote
              PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

              There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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              • #22
                I'm pretty sure that some people thought I was joking. I was not. I now provide proof of what I've been working on, in the form of a screenshot. I've still got a lot of work to do, but now I'm focusing on the editing and exporting, as opposed to just trying to make the display complete and accurate.

                Check out the attachment below

                Stupid vbulletin squished it. Here's the full size image.
                Last edited by Pedersen; 09-14-2012, 03:40 AM.

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                • #23
                  Pedersen, the one thing you might want o do is put a disclaimer; Wile e Coyote is often a Licensed character, you may want to CYA w/ a cast-iron chastity belt just to be safe
                  I am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense

                  Once is an accident; Twice is coincidence; Thrice is a pattern.

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                  • #24
                    Thankee. Forgot to add the trademark and not challenging thing. Appreciate that.

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