Resume: Wile E. Coyote

[Kittish]

Projects...hmmm.... Wildlife Control Studies? He did, after all, spend all his time trying to catch the Roadrunner.

ETA: Ooooh, another possible project- Advanced Culinary Studies or How to Cook Roadrunners. First, catch a Roadrunner.......wait, why is the rest of the book blank???

[fireheart]

ETA: Ooooh, another possible project- Advanced Culinary Studies or How to Cook Roadrunners. First, catch a Roadrunner.......wait, why is the rest of the book blank???

Don't forget rabbits.

Pedersen, I think this is one of those times you need to bring up Youtube, search for Wile. E. Coyote and just go from there.

Here's one

And another

Bugs Bunny would've been another good choice for a demo

[Jester]

So, suggestions for the third job...

Well, I would think the obvious one would be Desert Avian Wildlife Disposal.

What?

Just because you're not GOOD at a job doesn't mean it's NOT your job. I submit as Exhibits most management types.

[sms001]

New Mexico DNR. Geococcyx californianus survival trainer.

[42_42_42]

Hmmm, we'll he's persistent, patient, creative, determined, resourceful, able to complete complex tasks in an extremely short amount of time, works well independently, self-directed, self-motivated...

[Jay 2K Winger]

Project: Advanced Rocketry Research

Other accomplishments:
- Canis latranis land speed world record (>300mph) (see "Project: Advanced Rocketry Research")
- Dean of Acme Looniversity, 1990-1994
- Mentor to Calamity Coyote (no relation)

Other things to note:
- Formerly known as: Kelsey Coyote, Mud
- Full name: Wile Ethelbert Coyote

[Pedersen]

I'm pretty sure that some people thought I was joking. I was not. I now provide proof of what I've been working on, in the form of a screenshot. I've still got a lot of work to do, but now I'm focusing on the editing and exporting, as opposed to just trying to make the display complete and accurate.

Check out the attachment below

Stupid vbulletin squished it. Here's the full size image.

[Treasure]

Pedersen, the one thing you might want o do is put a disclaimer; Wile e Coyote is often a Licensed character, you may want to CYA w/ a cast-iron chastity belt just to be safe

[Pedersen]

Thankee. Forgot to add the trademark and not challenging thing. Appreciate that.