Ask the Kiwi Guy!

[AnaKhouri]

would you rather see him in a bedroom scene? I think not.

Back in the 1980's, Mickey Rourke was in a lot of bedroom scenes! He did really graphic scenes in several movies like Angel Heart and 9 1/2 Weeks.

My husband loves giant prehistoric birds. He would thrilled to see a moa, even if it's not a Diatrima.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Is there an Occupy Auckland movement?

[fireheart]

Which bars would you suggest for me to go to when I come visit this summer? Preferably bars that will be crazy awesome.

Strip clubs?

*ducks*

[Kagato]

Which bars would you suggest for me to go to when I come visit this summer? Preferably bars that will be crazy awesome.

My apologies, but I am not much of a bar-hopper. I am generally far too busy flirting with beautiful women and planning my inevitable world dominance. (Mental note: Must find and kill evil kiwi overlords that are stealing my market share)

Is there an Occupy Auckland movement?

Yes, and if you ask me, the rest of the "occupy" movements around the globe need to follow their example. Machine guns! Dynamite! Imported drop bears fresh from australia! THAT is the kind of stuff needed to make your voice heard!

(Disclaimer: As always, all responses are purely for satirical purposes, anyone who takes these 'answers' seriously should consider checking themselves into a mental institution. Then again maybe I should as well for coming up with such strange answers. =p)

[fireheart]

Yes, and if you ask me, the rest of the "occupy" movements around the globe need to follow their example. Machine guns! Dynamite! Imported drop bears fresh from australia! THAT is the kind of stuff needed to make your voice heard!

Slightly but my boyfriend saw a sign out in the park near his work the other day from the Occupy Adelaide movement which simply said:

"Don't let us be like the US."

[fireheart]

Nah, just a bunch of guys throwing a tantrum that they had to go 24 hours without getting laid.

Ah, so it's a dance to summon the gods of horniness?

[Greenday]

My apologies, but I am not much of a bar-hopper. I am generally far too busy flirting with beautiful women and planning my inevitable world dominance. (Mental note: Must find and kill evil kiwi overlords that are stealing my market share)

Ah. Where are the beautiful women who love flirting located then?

[Jester]

...would you rather see him in a bedroom scene? I think not. There is not enough brain bleach in the planet to unsee that kind of image. Excuse me while I now go kill myself so I can rid myself of that vision.

Back in the 1980's, Mickey Rourke was in a lot of bedroom scenes! He did really graphic scenes in several movies like Angel Heart and 9 1/2 Weeks.

Clearly Kagato has also forgotten about the movie "Wild Orchid." Yes, it featured Rourke in bedroom scenes, but it was forgivable for two reasons. The minor reason is that he was much younger and less-scary looking. The far more important major reason is because those very same bedroom scenes (which weren't always in bedrooms), also featured the absolutely luscious Carre Otis.

Mmmmm....Carre Otis........

Ah. Where are the beautiful women who love flirting located then?

That is the question that has plagued mankind (not to mention far too many stalkers) for far too long.

[Kagato]

Clearly Kagato has also forgotten about the movie "Wild Orchid." Yes, it featured Rourke in bedroom scenes, but it was forgivable for two reasons. The minor reason is that he was much younger and less-scary looking. The far more important major reason is because those very same bedroom scenes (which weren't always in bedrooms), also featured the absolutely luscious Carre Otis.

Off-Theme: Actually I didn't forget, I'm quite aware of past roles of his, but this is purely for satirical purposes, so I will generally twist anything I can to a humorous end.

Ah, so it's a dance to summon the gods of horniness?

Something like that. Tends to be a lot cheaper than using viagra /rimshot

Ah. Where are the beautiful women who love flirting located then?

I'll be happy to tell you, it will simply cost you 13 installments of $99.95

[dalesys]

Ah. Where are the beautiful women who love flirting located then?

I'll be happy to tell you, it will simply cost you 13 installments of $99.95

Remember, you're not allowed to lift the flag or the bag until your payment clears.

(Dodges Skillet of Doom™)

(Runs into Temple Gong of Destiny™)

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Should I cut the red wire first, or the blue wire??

[BroSCFischer]

What is X-minus-1?

SC

[Kagato]

Should I cut the red wire first, or the blue wire??

Neither. You should cut the plaid wire. It is tucked in under the bottle of nitro-glycerine.

What is X-minus-1?

Cabbage

[Kagato]

Come on guys, you gotta have more questions out there that you want to ask! =p

[dalesys]

We're picking our teeth.