why yes I'm that dumb, apparently

[Seraph]

Found my old braided bullwhip that my mother bought me YEARS ago. I actually tried learning how to use it properly back then, too.

Must've forgotten every bit of it, because after showing it off to my husband, I made an Indiana Jones joke, cracked the whip, and it popped me right on the back of my shoulder.

I'm just grateful it didn't break skin, but ohmygodwhatawelt.

[dalesys]

...but ohmygodwhatawelt.

Tell everybody (that'll get it's a joke) that your boyfriend did it.

[Becks]

I've always wanted a whip.

[TheSHAD0W]

I have a bullwhip hanging on the side of a bookcase. The most interesting thing about it is where I got it; when dropping off clothes at a Goodwill drop box, I found it lying on the ground below the chute. I guess someone didn't need their BDSM outfit any more!

[ApolloSZ]

*Whips Becks*...




*flees*


Yes I knew thats not what you mean. I could'nt resist XD

[Becks]

*Whips Becks*...

Heh

*flees*

No need. I'd never catch up with you. I tend to mosey.

Yes I knew thats not what you mean. I could'nt resist XD

You made my day.

[wolfie]

Look on the bright side - at least you didn't manage to cut yourself while shaving with an electric razor. Yep, I managed that.

[bhskittykatt]

Hubs once bought a horsewhip while we were waiting for the mechanic to replace the clutch in my car. As we were walking back (it was about a two mile walk), he would walk behind me, cracking the whip and yelling "Giddy-up!" He didn't actually hit me, but I confiscated that whip from him until we got home!

[dalesys]

... but I confiscated that whip from him until we got home!

Once you had the whip hand you could have started the "Dance, Pilgrim" routine.