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Yep. I got several, but the best ones were, "Hi! Happy New Year! I'm naked on the balcony, and my butt is cold!" and "HAPPY NEW YEAR! I'm drunk, fat, and happy! HUZZAH!" -
I dropped my cell phone and broke it last week...no txts from me...
but the peace and quiet are nice...
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Oddly enough, no drunken texts were sent to me this year.
I...don't know how I feel about this.
I'm just telling myself everyone I know got too drunk to actually use their phones.
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New Year's Eve Drunken Texting
Oh lordy. I did it again. But apparently it's not just me.
To be fair, the only really inebriated text I sent for NYE was to my parents, which read basically "Happy New Year! I love you both, and don't tell either of you nearly enough how much you mean to me." Etc., etc.
But as I said, it's not just me. I actually got a Happy New Year text from my roommate, Mr. Anti-Social. I don't give him that name randomly, mind you....he really is pretty much anti-social. And in all the years I've lived with him, I've never gotten a NYE text. So....odd. Must've been drunk, I'm thinking.
But that was not the oddest one. I got one from my older sister, aka The Witch. I have to quote this, because it is still shocking to me: "happy new year!!! love you & miss you and hope to spend time with you in 2012."
Upon further reflection, I don't think it was just booze on her part. I am thinking that that was a mass text she sent to a bunch of people. There's really no other answer.
So, any of you send or receive inebriated NYE texts? Share with the class!
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