This kid has defintely got my genes.
Now, as I mentioned before, Young Nephew is autistic (which is one of the many reasons Little Sis started the NPO). This combined with a natural deviltry has given me some great giggles over the years.
I'm sad to say that the kids have never met their Uncle Redbeard although we've talked over the phone and Little Sis has made sure to show them pictures of myself and Mrs Redbeard, but these are some of the stories that have been shared:
Story the first, we discover an honest child
One year while waiting in line to see Santa, Young Nephew looks up at Little Sis and tells her "Momma, Santa's not giving me any presents this year."
"Well, why's that, buddy?"
"Cuz I've been NAUGHTY!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Apparently he has a naturaly evil laugh. Mad scientist in the making? You decide!
Story the second, the birth of Mister Peanut
Little sis is getting the kids ready to head to town, she tells Young Nephew to go get his shoes on and leaves the room for about 3 minutes to take care of something. Somehow in that 3 minute time Young Nephew had managed to strip down to his birthday suit, cover himself in peanut butter and wrap himself from head to toe in toilet paper.
His reasoning? He wanted to be a mummy and go "Rawr!" to people.
Henceforth he has been known as Mister Peanut.
The D'awwwwww moment
At a recent fundraiser dinner, an elderly woman in a wheelchair was dressed to the nines, but also obviously not feeling welcomed. It seems that her family brought her and then promptly left her alone to watch the party without knowing anyone.
Mister Peanut and his sister, Sissy, who was 7 at the time, went up to the 80+ year old lady, looked her in the eyes and asked if they could get their picture taken with her because she was so pretty. Apparently you could have cut diamond with the gleam from her eyes at that.
So, share! Silly and/or awesome kid stories!
What other wackiness is out there?
Now, as I mentioned before, Young Nephew is autistic (which is one of the many reasons Little Sis started the NPO). This combined with a natural deviltry has given me some great giggles over the years.
I'm sad to say that the kids have never met their Uncle Redbeard although we've talked over the phone and Little Sis has made sure to show them pictures of myself and Mrs Redbeard, but these are some of the stories that have been shared:
Story the first, we discover an honest child
One year while waiting in line to see Santa, Young Nephew looks up at Little Sis and tells her "Momma, Santa's not giving me any presents this year."
"Well, why's that, buddy?"
"Cuz I've been NAUGHTY!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Apparently he has a naturaly evil laugh. Mad scientist in the making? You decide!
Story the second, the birth of Mister Peanut
Little sis is getting the kids ready to head to town, she tells Young Nephew to go get his shoes on and leaves the room for about 3 minutes to take care of something. Somehow in that 3 minute time Young Nephew had managed to strip down to his birthday suit, cover himself in peanut butter and wrap himself from head to toe in toilet paper.
His reasoning? He wanted to be a mummy and go "Rawr!" to people.
Henceforth he has been known as Mister Peanut.
The D'awwwwww moment
At a recent fundraiser dinner, an elderly woman in a wheelchair was dressed to the nines, but also obviously not feeling welcomed. It seems that her family brought her and then promptly left her alone to watch the party without knowing anyone.
Mister Peanut and his sister, Sissy, who was 7 at the time, went up to the 80+ year old lady, looked her in the eyes and asked if they could get their picture taken with her because she was so pretty. Apparently you could have cut diamond with the gleam from her eyes at that.
So, share! Silly and/or awesome kid stories!
What other wackiness is out there?
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