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There's a shop less than a block from my workplace that features this sign:
DICK's HEADShop
"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
Not sure it counts but we have a Swindler and Son's Florist.
Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
-Panties Plus (plus what?)
-Stripmatic (for strippin machines!)
-Painful Pleasures (it hurts so good)
-Emo Transport (ships razors and angst right to your door)
-Leo A Dick & Sons (they're a family of dicks)
-Union Underwear Co. (undies for the rights of workers)
-Don't Look Back (WHY? )
-Naukabout Beer (the perfect drink for domestic violence)
-Kruger Ltd. (One two Freddy's comin to sell crap to you)
-Whitehead Plumbing (eew....)
-Scott's Nadscaping (disturbing if it was real. It wound up being a typo for Scott's LANDscaping)
-IRON horse in MAIDEN, north carolina (Eddie?)
Answers: $1
Correct Answers: $2
Answers that require thought: $5
Dumb looks are still free.
Two pharmacists, Mr Goode and Mr Price, ran the Good Price pharmacy near where I grew up. Sold the business to a guy who really, REALLY wanted the trademark rights to that name.
Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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