And then I heard my six year old say "Seriously?"

[fireheart]

If this doll were a boy, would it come with its own little newspaper/magazine?

Nah, it'd come with "Prostitot Monthly"

[Kristev]

I don't want to read this thread anymore.

[telecom_goddess]

I don't want to read this thread anymore.

I've been laughing my way through this and THIS above just killed me. I'm laughing so hard right now.

I saw this posted elsewhere and yeah it's pretty freakin nasty but god the comments on here are so worth it.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

It talks too. I could swear I heard it say "Bye-bye poopie!"

Yes, I did play with it, just to make sure that really was "poopie" in the bowl.

Brought to you by Irv, head of Quality Control for CS.

I think that toy is taking realism a bit too far . . . .

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Brought to you by Irv, head of Quality Control for CS.

That reminds me: these little wind-up mice we have at the swamp for cheap in the cheapy toy section? They're good for pranks.

Such as taking one that fell out of its package, and setting it off near my supervisor in the backroom, who loves animals but is deathly afraid of mice.

She let out quite the impressive scream.

But hey, quality is job 1, and I take this responsibility seriously.

[fireheart]

At least nobody's selling THIS