Non-Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[ParkingWitch]

I really want all the meat they waste when they're frenching their racks.

[Lady Legira]

Stop sniffing the octopus

[fireheart]

While watching the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Great Debate around "Actions Speak Louder Than Words."

Cal Wilson: "...Line Circle Line Circle Penis Vagina Penis Vagina like some kind of sexy Play School."
Me: Awwhhh....
SO: What?
Me: I just had a bad image...of something as per Rule 34. Play School Porn.
SO: *sigh*
Me: Just think about it, Big Ted on Little Ted, Humpty on Jemima...
SO: Bad Fireheart, Bad Fireheart...

For the unfamiliar, Play School is a TV show aimed at Preschoolers that has a bunch of toys on the show. The above folks are the toys...(two teddy bears, a humpty dumpty doll and a ragdoll)

[Ghel]

I punched the bunyip! Yeah, I did more damage with my ranseur, but it was more fun to punch it!

[Bardmaiden]

So you are in geostationary orbit then?

[dalesys]

"Just don't walk into any womanholes." - my mom.

[darkroxas45]

Keep your balls out of my face!
-Random guy at college in the student lounge

[Lady Legira]

Sings *Don't ya wish your Ghoulfriend would rot like me*

[wolfie]

Sings *Don't ya wish your Ghoulfriend would rot like me*

If this co-worker had been around back when Cindy Lauper was popular, would they have sung "Ghouls just wanna have fun"?

[dawnfire]

Imagine rocky horror picture show done with helium gas.

[Lady Legira]

She's strange not a stranger!

[Cookie]

Not during the work day, so posting here, but it was while riding in the car with a coworker. We had an encounter at an intersection where someone in another car couldn't figure out whether to go or let us go and kept stopping and starting. After it was all over, I dropped this gem:

"Well, that was an awkward four way."
: pause :
: pause :
"STOP!"

Coworker at the same time I said "STOP!" "Well, I never want to hear anyone say that again!"

It had been a long week. >.<

[Cookie]

Same coworker as the last comment. Also not during work hours.

I was sitting at the airport with him and another coworker waiting on our various flights. Being at a tiny airport, we were all flying out on tiny planes. I mentioned I had never flown in a propeller plane (thankfully). The other two had and the coworker I in question was saying how he had been in all manner of puddle jumpers and even helicopters with one or two rotors. In one case, he was even in a helicopter with a guy who was sitting with his legs dangling outside an open door.

Me: Nope nope nope!
Him: It's ok, he had a strap on.

Now, say "he had a strap on" with a completely different intonation than you might expect in this conversation that might suggest the last two words make one noun.

My other coworker and I cracked up immediately and he added "...him...He had a strap on him."

Those missing words at the end of a sentence will get you every time.

[Bardmaiden]

Are the toilet and the the bedroom having a conversation?

[Lady Legira]

Dropping the biscuit totally sound like a euphemism for doing drugs