Seraph vs.... A Stick

[Food Lady]

Seraph, I thought I was a klutz! And the title made me

[kpzra]

I'm hoping to NEVER top my stupidest hurt yet of falling out of an ambulance I was doing a clinical in and getting 8 staples in my knee...although kicking my husbands ACU pants came close when his auto opener went into my foot and I got 6 stitches. I just had to kick them twice. /sarcasm

Just keep an eye on it and get it looked at if you have any sign of infection.

[Der Cute]

I think there should be a warning : Possible Impalement on all pieces of wood on the ground.

[BroSCFischer]

I think there should be a warning : Possible Impalement on all pieces of wood on the ground.

Yeah, you should complain to corporate. And sue.

SC

[fireheart]

aaaaand Seshat beat me to the advice.
As far as I'm aware, that's mostly up to date (little sister has had to do First Aid as part of her Venturer training (sort of the next step up from Scouts down here)).

In fact, I was doing a First Aid class at school around the time that Steve Irwin died and someone in my class theorised that had Steve Irwin not pulled the barb out of his chest, there was a possibility that he could have survived.

ETA: I wound up thinking of this little poem that was in a book my dad bought me when I was a baby. It was from the UK and sort of ran in the vein of "This is the House that Jack built" except that a pig was meant to "goo", but it wouldn't. So the farmer gets different things to try and get the pig to "goo" which builds up over time into this Rube-Goldberg-esque situation.

[CloserToSane]

Seraph I think we'd get along well... only the universe might implode if we were too close from all the klutz. I fall and/or trip at least once a week - fell off a coach once.

fireheart this one by chance? I really liked it as a kid.

[fireheart]

fireheart this one by chance? I really liked it as a kid.

YEs that's the one! Thank you!

I was going somewhere with my post last night, I was v. tired from submitting an essay through our uni's system.

[Racket_Man]

OHHHHH the Elder wand has come back from the grave to haunt you Seraph

[Seraph]

OHHHHH the Elder wand has come back from the grave to haunt you Seraph

I confess I have no idea what this means, but I assume its a stick I offended somehow in the past

[KiaKat]

It's a Harry Potter reference.

You've never read Harry Potter? SHAAAAAAAAAAAME. We can no longer be friends.



(ok, we can still be friends. but i reserve the right to make fun of you constantly.)

[Seraph]

Oh Kia, there's a very, very good reason why I haven't ever read that series. Trust me on that. <.<

[Jetfire]

So I take it, it was a Mosscovered Twig ?

[Seraph]

So I take it, it was a Mosscovered Twig ?

Holy nostalgia, Batman!

[KiaKat]

Oh Kia, there's a very, very good reason why I haven't ever read that series. Trust me on that. <.<

See, now, you can't just leave it at that.

WE DEMAND STORYTIME.

[Seraph]

This is something I literally, will not, ever, will not post online. SOWWIES. XD Ask Peds if you don't believe me, lol.