Chatting with Lupo...

[KiaKat]

(B/G: We were discussing that my nail place isn't open today, and I was vociferously expressing my distaste with the inability to get info about whether they're open on the holiday tomorrow. All from my perspective, but I've changed all names to resemble CS names. Consider this similar to LupoAntics in Chat.)

KiaKat: dunno
and can't call to find out, cause they're closed!
Lupo: GAH!
I sorry, dunhurtme!
flees
KiaKat: ...
not gonna hurt you.
dope.
Lupo: tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired
KiaKat: so tired = dopey.
got it.
Lupo: shaddup
I am not a dwarf!!!
you're a dwarf
so there
neener neener
we can call you Pervy!!
and Wolfie is Raunchy!
KiaKat: he probably thinks he's Sexy.
Lupo: pffft
wait
you can be Sexy
Wolfie is Pervy
Peds is Raunchy
KiaKat: that works.
Lupo: What would be a good Dwarf name for Hubs?
Lupo: Cheezy!!
or Punny

(In a different chat window...)
KiaKat: Peds: You are now RaunchyDwarf.
Just thought you'd like to know.
Pedersen: Okay. Where'd the title come from?
KiaKat: Lupo is tired.
Peds: Ah. Which dwarf are you?
KiaKat: SexyDwarf.
Peds: you're Sexy, and I'm Raunchy...
KiaKat: Wolfie is Pervy.
And Hubs is either Punny or Cheezy.
Peds: nope, there's no recipe for disaster there.

(In the original chat, Lupo quoting her chat with Peds)
Peds: still, naming me Raunchy, and naming Kat Sexy? That's just not a good idea.
Lupo: wolfie is Pervy
Peds: and that makes it better?
Lupo: and KiaKat's hubs? He's Cheezy. Or Punny. Can't decide
nope
but true to life.
Peds: No, Seraph is Punny.
Lupo: aaahhh, yish,
which, by default, makes Hubs Cheezy
yay, you halped!!!
Peds: Wait, why am I helping with this?
Lupo: because you're a helpful soul.

KiaKat: XD
Lupo: I think I win.
but I'm not sure.
KiaKat: You do.
You win at the internet.
Lupo: waitwaitwait, we gotta figure out a Kara name...
DeLIGHTful?
(insteada bashful...?)
so, we have Punny, Cheezy, Pervy, Sexy, Raunchy, DeLIGHTful)
now we just need a "Doc" name for someone...
Lupo: and integrate BE and Cookie somehow...
IncognitoCook and the seven Chat Peeps? I dunno.

(Right around now, I just let her run with it, and throw in bits of encouragement)

Lupo: Cookie's an innocent
we should play on that, somehow.
Blushy!
KiaKat: YES
Lupo: hrm...
Lupo: be, be...she's quiet and then BAM!
when you least expect it.
KiaKat: hrm.
Ninjay just sounds wrong.
Lupo: yis, yis it does.
this discussion is odd....
and remember, it doesn't have to be an -y name.
we still need an equivelant for Doc....
KiaKat: True.
Though I would think something for Raps, there.
Fearless Leader, and all.
Lupo: true....
He could be Moob!
KiaKat: YES
Lupo: nonono
Furry Moob and his cadre of chat dwarves
KiaKat: So. BE. Something that represents her ability to come up with the most bizarre comments at the best times.
Lupo: that's not what my brain is focusing on right now....
makeitstop
KiaKat: o.O
Lupo: "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to chat we go...
We perv perv perv perv perv perv in our minds the whole day through

To perv perv perv perv perv perv is what we really love to do!
If you perv with innuendo jokes and tricks
In your mind! In your mind! In your mind! In your mind!
Where a lovely gutter resides!"
KiaKat: *cracks dafuq up*
Lupo: and what's worse, is ni the back of my mind, I'm humming the tune and going, I forgot a line in there, I know I did!
I DID!!
"It's oh so amusing to get your kicks
if you perv with innuendo, jokes and tricks"
THAT'S it.
...
*hits herself in the face with the water bottle*

(We never did come up with a dwarf name for BE...)

(The correct song:

"Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to chat we go...
We perv perv perv perv perv perv in our minds the whole day through

To perv perv perv perv perv perv is what we really love to do!
It's oh so amusing to get your kicks
If you perv with innuendo jokes and tricks
In your mind! In your mind! In your mind! In your mind!
Where a lovely gutter resides!")

(Yes, we do this on most days. Yes, it's really this cracky. Yes, we're both insane...)

[Seraph]

...I think the worst part is that I actually *am* very short. <.<

[KiaKat]

So am I.

Especially compared to Lupo.

Who, oddly enough, doesn't have a Dwarf name...

[Pedersen]

Wait, she didn't get one?

I'm gonna vote for "Bratty" for her.

For be? "Cutey"

[KiaKat]

Lupo nominated herself as Klutzy.

Or Flaily.

I like "cutey," but it doesn't address her ability to come up with brilliant statements at the most opportune times.

[csquared]

Lupo? A Dwarf? *SNORK*

Especially compared to Lupo.

I am one of the few people that would not feel like a Dwarf around Lupo.

Who, oddly enough, doesn't have a Dwarf name...

She can be Tiny.

[Aethian]

I'm
Sorry I missed this chat.

[Kanalah]

>.>

Can I be Quilty?

[lupo pazzesco]

yes, Kanalah, you can be Quilty.

and Aethian!!! This is what happens when my computer keyboard or phone isn't taken away from me while I'm at work and I have access to android gchat... Well, and I'm really really tired... >.>

You can be Snuggly!!! Snuggly Bunny Dwarf!

[fireheart]

*bounces in* I'm tall, but can I be Aussie?

[dalesys]

*bounces in* I'm tall, but can I be Aussie?

Parsnip (Ironfoundersperson)

[fireheart]

Parsnip (Ironfoundersperson)

Har har.

Oh har de har har.

ACtually the name suggested for me was Lala, because I make up songs all the time

[Dasota]

So you're a teletubbie, not a dwarf?

[Rapscallion]

I think I could pull off 'Mooby' even though it's been used elsewhere before.

Rapscallion

[fireheart]

So you're a teletubbie, not a dwarf?

I asked the exact same question.