Ooh chocolate pudding (that I just bought a few days ago)
odd the top of this isn't smooth, oh well.
scoops some with spoon
puts spoon in mouth
oh my fucking god I just put evil in my mouth, oh my god that nasty
bolts down stairs throws pudding in garbage and spoon in sink
rushes into bathroom trying not to vomit
rinse mouth, rinse mouth, rinse mouth, rinse mouth, water not working grab mouthwash
that's a bit better
dry heave
dry heave
finally calm down, explain to parents what all noise was about
drink pepto just in case
throw out the rest of the pudding that expired yesterday.
odd the top of this isn't smooth, oh well.
scoops some with spoon
puts spoon in mouth
oh my fucking god I just put evil in my mouth, oh my god that nasty
bolts down stairs throws pudding in garbage and spoon in sink
rushes into bathroom trying not to vomit
rinse mouth, rinse mouth, rinse mouth, rinse mouth, water not working grab mouthwash
that's a bit better
dry heave
dry heave
finally calm down, explain to parents what all noise was about
drink pepto just in case
throw out the rest of the pudding that expired yesterday.
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