Cats are fluffy filled with evilness.

[Pixilated]

A former family cat used to do something similar: aggravate my mother until she snapped and lunged for the cat, possibly with felinicidal intentions. B.J. would then lead mom a merry chase throughout the house, with a slight advantage in that he could dash through the hole that had been specially cut for him in the door leading to the basement ... mom, of course, had to pause long enough to actually open the door.

Fireheart: someday I want to get a Tonk. They sound like a fascinating breed.

Well, you know what they say:

Dogs are man's best friend,
and cats are man's cute little serial killer.

I've never heard that, but I love it!

[Elspeth]

mom tells the story that one of their cats would run through the house and then stand on a ledge and take a swipe at my dad.

Same cat got a skin condition and we had to give it baths. They gave us stuff to make it easier to give her said baths. Yeah, you know the cartoons when all 4 legs would go out and you could press on the cat and they wouldn't move. Yeah she did that. Strange cat.

[wolfie]

I have a cat, the Queen. Getting old, really cranky who finds anything with a keyboard or paper a rival for my affections. Don't know why she's spoilt rotten and rules this little domain. Had to get a wireless mouse because she kept eating the usb one.

I believe Tom Jones would have something to say (or sing, to be more precise) about cats eating mice.

[Draper Mel]

When my two older sisters were toddlers, my family had two black cats. One of them liked to sit on the ironing board, and when my sisters went underneath, he'd swat them on the head.

Does anyone else's cat drool when they purr? Nora is sitting next to me right now purring and dripping. Julie does it too, sometimes.

And speaking of fluffy and evil, have you seen Colonel Meow yet? He has a Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/colonelmeowinthecity

He redefines the concept of fluffy.

Edit: Ooh, he has a tumblr too! http://colonelmeow.tumblr.com/

[Elspeth]

Does anyone else's cat drool when they purr? Nora is sitting next to me right now purring and dripping. Julie does it too, sometimes.

Yes I had a cat that would do the same thing. It was a lovely thing to wake up to in the morning.

[Andara Bledin]

Some cats get all relaxed when they're happy and purring and you end up with a lovely puddle of drool for your troubles.

Also, as they get older and their teeth wear down, they can start drooling when they didn't before.

^-.-^

[Sapphire Silk]

When my two older sisters were toddlers, my family had two black cats. One of them liked to sit on the ironing board, and when my sisters went underneath, he'd swat them on the head.

And speaking of fluffy and evil, have you seen Colonel Meow yet? He has a Facebook page:

Taz likes to pounce on my legs when I walk by.

As for Col. Meow . . . his face . . . he looks like Megatron, from the live action movies. I'll bet he's got Megatron's attitude, too.

Some cats get all relaxed when they're happy and purring and you end up with a lovely puddle of drool for your troubles.

Also, as they get older and their teeth wear down, they can start drooling when they didn't before.

Hmm. One of my former cats, Jasmine, did this. Now I know why (she was getting a bit older).

[Zaiida]

My lounge suite is 4 inches off the floor. Perfect for the Queen and her ankle assaults and she has taking a liking to hiding in the front loader washing machine for late night launch attacks when I go to the loo

Never a dull moment I'll give her that.

[EricKei]

One of my cats is firmly in the "Purr n' Grr" camp x.x The other is more of a velcro kitty with incredibly bad timing -- She likes to snuggle in and cuddle up and have me hold her in the crook of my arm (she will even burrow under the covers if it's cold)...and she usually settles on the perfect spot and goes to sleep 0.05 seconds before the doorbell rings or (more often) Mother Nature decides to suddenly and urgently call me >_>

I've had cats long enough to know, yeah, they're all evil...I guess they remind us of ourselves whether we like to admit it or not...I have also had them long enough to know that most cats are capable of shifting into a form closely resembling furry liquid when they are in a deep slumber.

[depechemodefan]

I love cats because they are evil Probably human kind's fault for selectively breeding evil. Or Karma kicking human's butt for centuries of burning cats and drowning kittens and other douchery.

I think I do have some evil in me. We have those collapsible light laundry baskets. Once in a while one of the cats got it's head through a handle and get caught. Then he would run around with this basket follwoing him. He was in a panic but I would laugh at that. Also try to rescue the poor thing.

I had a few cats sleep on my head; they love to kneed my head and drool on me.

[JustaCashier]

Let's play knock the laptop off the couch! once, twice, third times a charm!WHAM!!! right smack bang where the power cable connects to the computer CRACK!! Lil miss Queenly broke the internal bracket holding the power connector in place. Can't fix it.

This is one , though likely not the only, incident of her doing her part in the taking over the world.

Many think that the world will end, on 12/21/12, when in reality it won't be, at least not in the literal sense.

No, on 12/21/12, Kittehs will be taking over the world!

Mike

ETA: After rereading this, all these hours later, I realize I forgot to include my main point.

The reason Queen Kitteh knocked the laptop off the couch, and damaged it, is a start in their plan of disabling all forms of communication between humans to make it easier to implement their evil plan.

[Andara Bledin]

Oh, no. Not at all.

Queen Kitteh disabled the computer so you wouldn't find her chat logs.

^-.-^

[Zaiida]

^ Wouldn't surprise me. She always tries to type when I'm posting here that's usually why I have so many edits.

The Queen did a WTF? again. This time she managed to lock herself in the dishes cupboard and have a panic smash everything attack at 4am. Methinks the dog had something to do with it . Guess I'm not the only one getting fed up with her springtime antics.

[ShinyGreenApple]

My friend Needy has a psychotic cat. Seriously, he frightens me, LOL. He can be aloof, but as of late he's decided "ZOMG YAY Aunt Shiny is here, I'm gonna go love on her!" an he'll nuzzle and purr and sit in my lap and sit there with his eyes glazed over while I pet him. Then he'll lay down and when I keep petting his back like I've been for the past 5 minutes, he'll turn around, give me a "Fuck YOU, bitch, keep touching me and I'll send you to hell!" look, and start growling or hissing at me. Or both. Also tonight he acted like he wanted everyone's beer and we're really not sure why. Waffles I've seen him eat before, but I've never seen an animal cuddle a 12 pack and sniff everyone's drinks! Friggin' weirdo . . .

[Moirae]

lol. I have a kitty too. Today she decided that she may have been sitting in her freshly washed and dried bed but that wasn't good enough. Oh no, she had to get out of bed to go sit on the clean laundry on our bed.

She's also taken to walking on my head at night and yelling in my ear no matter how deeply I'm asleep because she wants to play and it doesn't matter whether its 3 am or not.

Her name is Sasha, but she gets called "Your majesty" and "majesty" more often than not. As well as brat, baby, and girlie. And she answers to all of them lol.

She talks up a storm like you wouldn't believe too.

My husband says that if she had thumbs, we'd be in big big trouble because she's just smart enough to get into trouble.

Good thing they're so bloody cute.