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Me: Duh.
Mint Girl: server.
Monkey Boy: bartender/manager.
The opening crew consisted of myself, Monkey Boy managing, and Mint Girl and another server on the floor. Before we opened the door, things took a weird and amusing turn.
Mint Girl was talking about how her son got in trouble at school for saying some words he should not say. I stepped away for a few moments, and when I got back, I overheard Monkey Boy saying something about his son and titties.
JESTER: "Huh?"
MONKEY BOY: "I was just saying that when my boy was 10, I'd let him watch titties. 'Hey, look at the titties. Nice titties.' Cause, ya know, I didn't want him to grow up to be gay. Like you, Jester."
JESTER: "Yeah, whatever Monkey Boy. You know I'm not gay."
MONKEY BOY: "I've never seen you with a girl."
JESTER: "That doesn't mean I'm gay. That just means I'm pathetic."
EVERYONE:
Me: Duh.
Mint Girl: server.
Monkey Boy: bartender/manager.
The opening crew consisted of myself, Monkey Boy managing, and Mint Girl and another server on the floor. Before we opened the door, things took a weird and amusing turn.
Mint Girl was talking about how her son got in trouble at school for saying some words he should not say. I stepped away for a few moments, and when I got back, I overheard Monkey Boy saying something about his son and titties.
JESTER: "Huh?"
MONKEY BOY: "I was just saying that when my boy was 10, I'd let him watch titties. 'Hey, look at the titties. Nice titties.' Cause, ya know, I didn't want him to grow up to be gay. Like you, Jester."
JESTER: "Yeah, whatever Monkey Boy. You know I'm not gay."
MONKEY BOY: "I've never seen you with a girl."
JESTER: "That doesn't mean I'm gay. That just means I'm pathetic."
EVERYONE:
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