The Crazy Dream thread.

[Gizmo]

About the time my hubby and I were looking for a new house (several years ago now), I had a series of dreams that we were either touring houses or remodeling houses.

I still have dreams about moving house and thinking that I'd packed the last box only to discover a cupboard revealed a whole other room which is packed full of stuff I'd forgotten.

[fireheart]

I had another bizarre dream last night, about HIM again. In other words, a guy who hates me, I hate him and I don't want to see him again.

I should mention that back in high school, we used to catch the same bus. (One of the memories I have of him that still makes me giggle is that he'd get up to some funny things on the bus. He once went around offering to buy all the schoolkids shoes (we called him "guy who buys and eats shoes" for about a fortnight after that ) and he'd burst into song randomly)

Tonight's dream had us both at a primary school together. Specifically, my first primary school. We were working there and had to leave early to get the bus. I asked him what time he was leaving and I said I'd go with him. We have to walk over this field to get to the bus stop and all of a sudden we come past this big long "hill" (that I've seen before) and I turn around to discover it's hay. We then catch the bus together.

How's this for supremely bizarre though? In my previous dream on this thread, I said that I felt like I knew this place before. I wound up driving out to a job interview the other day. On the way back, I realised that I had taken this path before: in my dreams, with HIM. So now I'm wondering if it means that I'll be going back to that school

[Mytical]

I had one heck of a messed up dream. It is hard to describe, because it was one of those dreams that seems to be many dreams in one. Ie it changed every time I turned around. I only remember snippets of each. Like there was a fashion show, with a grand marshal (don't ask..it's a dream)..I loved the outfit. It was like Michael Jackson's old red jacket..only a full body jumpsuit, and the zippers lit up red and green (and the red and green rotated. Had something similar around the neck..only two hoops instead of zippers..so I wanted to know where he got it at..he didn't know, so he went to the person who gave him the outfit. I followed, only when I went in where he went in, it was a Jurassic Cave..filled with two dead T-rex and two cave people who were dancing. Neither of which surprised me in the dream. So I went to get closer to inspect the dead t-rex..and heard a voice "There are new predators." Like it was a TV show with a narrator or something. It was two Raptors..so I backed away, but they followed me (one circling around) and I got to a place I could run..but there was a third.

So I picked up some torches, and the dream changed again, and now it was Mardi Gras and I was a Fire Dancer (twirling torches etc) only I was dressed in a grass skirt, with a necklace made of teeth on. I was fit too (had a six pack ab). I've never been to a Mardi Gras by the way. Anyhow, the scene changed again when I ran into a guy wearing a skeleton mask. I was in a graveyard, wearing an Indiana Jones type outfit...and battling undead with a pair of automatic crossbows. (I never had to load the crossbows, the bolts just sort of .. appeared in it). Then I woke up....

[Andara Bledin]

So, I can barely remember this morning's dream.

But part of it involved me taking a very long shower. And there were people visiting me while I was taking this shower. Then I got dressed and then showered some more while fully clothed, including wearing jeans and tennis shoes. >_>

^-.-^

[Gizmo]

Can't remember much but my dream included the event I'm now not going to (which of course everyone is talking about like its the best thing ever to happen to them so thats getting to me in real life) and the venue had transformed into my secondary school. Which was never a nice place to be.

For some reason I was getting yelled at (by the person who started the whole upset related to this event) because a CD I'd provided was encryted/copy protect causing a problem and it was all my fault.

>.< I'll be glad next Tuesday when this is all over and I can hopefully go back to normal.

[fireheart]

I wound up with an even crazier dream. Again, about him.

The dream involved him going into this clothing shop that he wouldn't be caught dead in, but I shop in regularly. I try and follow him, but the next thing I know I end up sliding into the store from somewhere and slide right past him. He looks for the source and sees me lying on the floor before he comes over and helps me up. Then it turns into this whole romantic thing with me being hugged by him and...yeah.

The second half of the dream, which I don't think involved him, somehow involved me pregnant (and I'm not pregnant) and a good distance along. Then it changes, I have this baby and I'm breast feeding her. Then I go to run after her, find her somewhere crying, pick her up and I'm getting stares from these women who say that I'm a bad mother.

[Food Lady]

I had one heck of a messed up dream. It is hard to describe, because it was one of those dreams that seems to be many dreams in one. Ie it changed every time I turned around. I only remember snippets of each. Like there was a fashion show, with a grand marshal (don't ask..it's a dream)..I loved the outfit. It was like Michael Jackson's old red jacket..only a full body jumpsuit, and the zippers lit up red and green (and the red and green rotated. Had something similar around the neck..only two hoops instead of zippers..so I wanted to know where he got it at..he didn't know, so he went to the person who gave him the outfit. I followed, only when I went in where he went in, it was a Jurassic Cave..filled with two dead T-rex and two cave people who were dancing. Neither of which surprised me in the dream. So I went to get closer to inspect the dead t-rex..and heard a voice "There are new predators." Like it was a TV show with a narrator or something. It was two Raptors..so I backed away, but they followed me (one circling around) and I got to a place I could run..but there was a third.

So I picked up some torches, and the dream changed again, and now it was Mardi Gras and I was a Fire Dancer (twirling torches etc) only I was dressed in a grass skirt, with a necklace made of teeth on. I was fit too (had a six pack ab). I've never been to a Mardi Gras by the way. Anyhow, the scene changed again when I ran into a guy wearing a skeleton mask. I was in a graveyard, wearing an Indiana Jones type outfit...and battling undead with a pair of automatic crossbows. (I never had to load the crossbows, the bolts just sort of .. appeared in it). Then I woke up....

Your dreams are like Family Guy segues.

[Gizmo]

I had a weird one last night:

I'm coat shopping but the one I want has been sold. However I find a pair of "guide shoes". I buy them without looking in the box at all. I realise they are a size smaller than usual and open the box to find out... its two dogs. One whiteish, one chocolateish. (Labs I think, not sure). I get told "one will lead you left and one will lead you right"

I tell the person that hubby will be furious but still walk out of the shop with them on leads in front of me. At some point they are back in the box and curled up in the Ying Yang shape.

So I end up calling my sister to talk about this (why I don't know - we don't get on and she doesn't have dogs anymore and never had a puppy to my knowledge). We end up talking about my parents anniversary and neither of us agrees on when it is. For some reason I can't remember she ends up bursting into tears and ranting at me over something.

Now I'm at someone else's house and the box the shoes/dogs were in has gone. Someone (new to the dream) notices this and comments on it. Then someone else notices a new patch of cement or something in an outside wall of the house and accuses the owner of hiding something. They take a hammer to it and it falls down. A few 'it falls down' later and its a big 'impressive' but old and run down building that is way bigger than the house we were originally at. And there is an empty swimming pool behind me.

At this point I leave this place and someone reminds me that I haven't put my shoes on - and I do. and they are just shoes again...

[Mytical]

It's been awhile since my last crazy dream. Last night qualifies though. Dreamed of me and Marm's wedding. Though we both do not want a traditional tux/bride's dress wedding, we were in those for this dream. After the preacher said "You may kiss the bride" and we kissed..then we slide down water slides into a pool. *laughs* Could you imagine?

[Tama]

I do not remember the bulk of this dream, but it was from night before last.

This part I do remember, though.

A meteor, complete with the falling noise of such a large object, crashed LOUDLY outside a house I was in.

And then it simply floated away.

[fireheart]

My crazy dream involved my avatar. *points*

[smileyeagle1021]

My craziest dream recently was a few days ago. I was at work and I heard a strange alarm going off and everyone was panicing. After a few minutes I realized it was a dream and that I needed to wake up, I told myself, I have to wake up. I woke up and realized that the smoke detector was going off, I rushed to put some pants on and ran out to the kitchen where the smoke detector was going off, but couldn't see any smoke or any fire or anything. I told myself, I'm still dreaming, I need to wake up, wake up damnit, wake up. That's when I woke up in the hotel I was staying in and realized it was the fire alarm there I heard going off. I evacuated the hotel... and remembered, wait, I haven't been in a hotel other than for work in 4 months now... son of a bitch, I'm still dreaming. Wake up, wake up, wake up! I found myself lying on the ground, someone was yelling my name and telling me that I needed to get up. I felt light headed. I must have passed out. There was a siren in the background, they must have called an ambulance for me... wait a minute... that siren sounds a lot like the alarm I've been hearing and I don't recognize where I am... son of a fucking bitch, I'm still asleep. Shortly after that is when I became aware of my husband shaking me and my alarm clock going off.

[smileyeagle1021]

Oh, and I'm starting to know how Harry Potter felt in divinations class always having his fortune being that he was going to die... I've been having a lot of dreams recently that involve me getting shot, stabbed, involved in a car crash, etc.
eta- with the way my life is deteriorating right now, I halfway wonder if these dreams aren't subconscious wishful thinking.

[Tama]

More today! These drifted in and out, not too sure of the order.

Poking around during one segment in dark places, I kept getting the idea that SCP-173 was going to jump out at me. I think I even saw him/it once or twice.

I saw Hercule, from DragonballZ. Though he didn't say anything, he was more like a hologram -- I got the idea he was flickering like a hologram with bad reception.

I came into a room (I got the idea that it was a religious space) where music, piano I think, was being played, and I was deaf. I indicated this to someone and then suddenly, I could hear. And it was the most beautiful music...

[Kisa]

Woo do I ever have a weird one! Super vivid too...

I drempt that I fell asleep and was sucked into the world of the dead where I met a 37 year old man and fell in love with him. The world of the dead was basically the world of the living but the sky was darker and red and all the people there were souls. I told him I love him but I have to go back to my world. He went on to explain that I can bring him back to life if I travel back to the time and place where he died and change the course of events. So I went back to my world and woke up, deciding that I would travel back in time tomarrow night.

During the day, I texted him because somehow cell phones work across worldly plains and I asked him how he died, when and where so I would know where to go and what to do. He said he died on x day at x time, he was in the back row in church, bored, so he decided to CHEW OFF HIS BALLS AND HE BLED TO DEATH!!!
"Wow, Kisa, I bet that freaked you out."
Actually, Dream Kisa was totally cool with it. Like oh ok that's understandable and you're cute so I still love you instead of WHAT THE FLIP IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU RAGING PSYCHO???!?!? And how the heck did he accomplish this feat? Did he friggen Plastic Man his head down to his crotch?

I went to his house to feed his blind dog that I somehow knew was there without him telling me and his dog hid under the futon. This scared me so I ran home and there was a fishtank in my kitchen that was bubbling over.
I freaked out like "OH NO HIS SOUL IS CROSSING OVERRR!!!"
My mom calmly unplugged the air pump and the bubbles stopped.
I freaked out more like "NOOO I'M LOSING HIM!!" I plugged it back in and fiddled with the knobs until the bubbles were under control.

That night, I was all ready to go back in time to stop my crazy boyfriend from chewing his nuts off in church when some guy came to spend the night with who he said were his four female cousins. But they were all the same age and one was Chinese, one was African, one was Brazillian, and one was Russian. And they all slept in my room.......on my floor........


I woke up for real, looked at myself in the mirror and said "What the flip is wrong with your mind?!!"