Inspired by this post, let's have some fun here and post "Stig Facts" about CS.com'ers.
If you don't know what "Stig Facts" are, check out this compilation someone made. Top Gear UK's "tame racing driver," The Stig is a figure shrouded in mystery, and his power laps in the cars that Top Gear is testing are usually prefaced by Jeremy Clarkson stating these facts.
Example: "Some say he never blinks... and that he lives in the forest, where he forages for wolves... all we know is, he's called The Stig!"
These facts are, of course, probably made up. So feel free to make up facts, or just stretch what is known to the point of incredulity.
I'll start us off.
Some say she can speak in Braille... and that if she ever had a normal day, it would signal the end of times... all we know is, she's called Seraph!
Some say he legally changed his name from Miscreant... and that if he were to ever tap his heels together three times, he could affect the tides... all we know is, he's called Rapscallion!
Some say he sold his soul in exchange for his scathing wit... and that his tears can be used to clean precious metals... all we know is, he's called Gravekeeper!
Some say he fell to Earth in a comet... and that he has a map of Phoenix, Arizona tattooed on the inside of his chest... all we know is, he's called Jester!
Anyone else care to join in?
If you don't know what "Stig Facts" are, check out this compilation someone made. Top Gear UK's "tame racing driver," The Stig is a figure shrouded in mystery, and his power laps in the cars that Top Gear is testing are usually prefaced by Jeremy Clarkson stating these facts.
Example: "Some say he never blinks... and that he lives in the forest, where he forages for wolves... all we know is, he's called The Stig!"
These facts are, of course, probably made up. So feel free to make up facts, or just stretch what is known to the point of incredulity.
I'll start us off.
Some say she can speak in Braille... and that if she ever had a normal day, it would signal the end of times... all we know is, she's called Seraph!
Some say he legally changed his name from Miscreant... and that if he were to ever tap his heels together three times, he could affect the tides... all we know is, he's called Rapscallion!
Some say he sold his soul in exchange for his scathing wit... and that his tears can be used to clean precious metals... all we know is, he's called Gravekeeper!
Some say he fell to Earth in a comet... and that he has a map of Phoenix, Arizona tattooed on the inside of his chest... all we know is, he's called Jester!
Anyone else care to join in?
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