Random Advice From Women Needed

[Greenday]

Shot glasses, yes. Beer mugs? I detect no.

Probably would have to get that custom done.

How about a nice shirt with a LSD molecule, a guy in a trenchcoat flashing into the shirt, and it says "Expose Yourself To Chemistry"? Oh wait, I'm wearing that now...How we got one of the school bookstores to print that, I have no idea.

[Jester]

Shot glasses, yes. Beer mugs? I detect no.

[Greenday]

http://www.geekshotglasses.com/

Shot glasses.

[AdminAssistant]

I thought thinkgeek.com would have them, Jester, but I was wrong. Sorry!

[Jester]

Champagne glasses
Shot glasses
Numerous types of Ethanol mugs, including frosted glass

Shot glasses very cool. I have no use for champagne glasses. And why, tell me WHY, do they have all those coffee mugs with the alcohol symbol on it, but no beer mugs?

Maybe it's because I'm a chem geek, but I've had no trouble finding them...

Damn it, man, tell me where I can find them! TELL ME!!!! (grabs Greenday by the shirt) TELL ME!!!!!!


(To be fair, I have never actually looked for said beer mugs, but have thought about them from time to time....)

[Greenday]

I am so looking forward to the day when I find a beer mug or cocktail glass with the chemical symbol for alcohol on it. Damn it, it must exist. Why must this decaffeinated guy live in such a caffeine-crazy world, damn it?

Maybe it's because I'm a chem geek, but I've had no trouble finding them...

[SubwayGirl]

I'd probably why he had the poster. Then I would decide which base I would let him get to based on his answer.

[Seshat]

I am so looking forward to the day when I find a beer mug or cocktail glass with the chemical symbol for alcohol on it. Damn it, it must exist. Why must this decaffeinated guy live in such a caffeine-crazy world, damn it?

Champagne glasses
Shot glasses
Numerous types of Ethanol mugs, including frosted glass

[Jester]

It would depend on the guy, as he could be many things. But without knowing anything else (and without being a woman), my initial impression of a guy based solely on that poster would be one of the following:

1. He's a cokehead.

2. He's a chem major.

3. He's a smartass.

4. He's Greenday.

Depends on the woman, really.

Smartest response I saw. And so very true.

THIRD base, not FREE-base!

Third base is never free.......

I have a coffee mug with the symbol for caffeine on it, because I like caffeinated drinks.

I am so looking forward to the day when I find a beer mug or cocktail glass with the chemical symbol for alcohol on it. Damn it, it must exist. Why must this decaffeinated guy live in such a caffeine-crazy world, damn it?

Hook a Limey up, wontcha?

No problem. I have the positive and negative leads right here. Now, just come over here, drop your pants, and I'll hook them up to your testicles....

Buttseckz is a just plain foul.

Fixed it for ya.

Where does kissing after eating many chillis go?

Wicked hopper first base hit, if she's worth a damn.

Wicked hopper foul if she isn't.

[NightAngel]

Left field?

Like this thread?

[Seshat]

Left field?

[Rapscallion]

First is kissing, second base is chest groping, third is hands below the belt, home is intercourse.

Buttseckz is a foul.

Where does kissing after eating many chillis go?

Rapscallion, curious

[Broomjockey]

xkcd explains the baseball-sex metaphor:

http://xkcd.com/540/

http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2009/0...-metaphor.html

[AdminAssistant]

xkcd explains the baseball-sex metaphor:

http://xkcd.com/540/

[dalesys]

And a pop fly is premature ...