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    Hi! I thought I should introduce myself. My username is pudddykat but you can also call me Cat Wrangler. I wrangle cats more or less. I'll have to be vague but I'll give you the gist of what I do. I am not in retail but I do have many of the SC types named. One the cats I wrangle collects pigs so we will call him pig. He is an EW and some days the bane of my existence. Clearly I have a masochistic streak as I left Pig behind for three years then we restructured and I took him back. Sigh. I was likely the only idiot who would take him.

    Pig, Bee, and babyface are essentially the whole of the sub-specialty in their specialty. Uh lets say they are experts in a widget in the human body and they are the team that focuses on trying to repair broken/swollen widgets and sometimes replacing them. Bee is my good cat. There is also one more cat I wrangle and I'll call him Apollo. He is my other good cat he works on the same widget but mostly focusing on the pluming of the widget, he's sort of a widget roto-rooter. I'm the one who handles their calendar and wrangling them into meetings. I am also an expert at paperwork to bring in foreign widget experts who want to learn/look for new ways to fix widgets with my cats. Sadly I know more that our human resources.

    This is already long so I won't even go into the purchasing/payments/reimbursement/travel paperwork. Suffice it to say there is a dent in my desk roughly the size and shape of my head. Well at least one of my desks. I work part of the week one desk the other part of the week at another same job though. Why yes I am crazy why do you ask? LOL The one desk has a gel wrist rest (Apollo was kind enough to let me use it instead of return it when he decided he wanted something different) so that absorbs the head desk well.

    Anyway I love this site as well as others such as retail hell and not always right. I have many friends in retail or who have been in retail. "Bless me CS gods I have sinned..." In the past I may have had so crusty moments but I have long since atoned and continue to atone for my sins by being the best custy I can be. Basically that was a long winded way of saying

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    *runs in with tray of virtual muffins and cookies* Forgot to put these out earlier!

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      *tosses some bacon & chocolate onto the pile*

      Welcome aboard!
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