Short time lurker, first time poster

[Shieldbreaker]

Hello to you all. Been long time hearing about some of the stories here by my gf, Kittish. After lurking for a time figured some of my stories might get an eye roll at least and maybe make people smile.
I hope you enjoy them when I post them.

Shieldbreaker

[XCashier]

to I look forward to your stories.

[Kittish]

I'm looking forward to them, too. And now I won't have to read the really good stuff posted here out loud to boyfriend any more.

[dalesys]

...read the really good stuff posted here out loud to boyfriend any more...

Reducing communication is good?

[Shieldbreaker]

Pesky communication it gets in the way of a perfectly broken relationship............ Errrrrrrr

I mean our wonderful and very talkative relationship.