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It's time to stop lurking, and time to actually say hello. So... um... Hi. My name is Eris, and I'm an alcoholic. Wait, wrong introduction.
Hi. My name is Eris, and I'm a branch manager for a bank. Even though I haven't been on the "front lines", so to speak, in a number of years, I am reminded daily of the fact that customers (or "clients" as we desk monkeys call them) have such an amazing capacity to suck. A majority of them don't, but the ones that do more than make up for it.
I've worked menial retail jobs. I've worked in sales. I was a bank teller, a loan officer, and I've been a branch manager for a few years. And still, the suckfest continues! Is it magical? No. Is it amusing? Well... sometimes.
Just when I think I've seen it all, someone new darkens my doorstep.
I deal with a whole different level of idiots. Treat my tellers with anything less than respect? You're going to have to deal with me, dear Sucky Customer, and rest assured we'll be laughing at you, not with you.
I know, I sound unprofessional. I'm not! I swear! I'm just... honest. So, hello!
Hi. My name is Eris, and I'm a branch manager for a bank. Even though I haven't been on the "front lines", so to speak, in a number of years, I am reminded daily of the fact that customers (or "clients" as we desk monkeys call them) have such an amazing capacity to suck. A majority of them don't, but the ones that do more than make up for it.
I've worked menial retail jobs. I've worked in sales. I was a bank teller, a loan officer, and I've been a branch manager for a few years. And still, the suckfest continues! Is it magical? No. Is it amusing? Well... sometimes.
Just when I think I've seen it all, someone new darkens my doorstep. I deal with a whole different level of idiots. Treat my tellers with anything less than respect? You're going to have to deal with me, dear Sucky Customer, and rest assured we'll be laughing at you, not with you.
I know, I sound unprofessional. I'm not! I swear! I'm just... honest. So, hello!
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