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  • Greeting all!

    *waves hello*

    I've been lurking round here for ages so I figured I better sign myself up!

    I decided to go by tiny waitress because..well I'm tiny and a waitress :P I work at a place that serves really big expensive fattening desserts! I also used to work at a movie theatre and as a secretary.

    As to the real reason for my name, I'm around 5 foot 5 (just about 6) and I weigh about 95 pounds. Now where I work we wear black dress pants and shirts, and have pouches around our waists for our cash (which makes me look even tinier because i have to pull it so tight so it doesn't fall off). This causes some customer to, at LEAST once a shift say something like "Oh dearie/honey/ etc. aren;t you dainty/tiny blah blah you must not eat here every day" *facepalm* No really? I had no idea. *smacks them*

    Anyway, I look forward to sharing many tales of suckage in the future!

  • #2
    Hello! I was a waitress once. However I have never been tiny.

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    • #3
      Hey Tinywaitress

      Wow, desserts...*drool* do you get employee discount?

      And yeah, it's kinda sucky of customers to be all "Ooh, you're so WIDDLE, don't you eat??"

      Some people just hit the genetic lottery when it comes to metabolisms....
      The report button - not just for decoration

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      • #4
        :P Yeah it gets pretty suck worthy. nd the (in my opinion) Hilarious thing is I eat like a bloody piggy.

        And employee discount FTW!

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