*waves*

[LambChop]

Howdy! My name's David (But you can call me LambChop....don't ask.) and I've been working retail almost all my working life, ranging from movie theatre to big name electronics, and have experience countless SCs. I began reading through the archives of all the SCs on the main website and some had me laughing so hard I was crying.

So knowing that all the fun stuff gets talked about here and having a few gems to share myself, I decided to join up! Now let's all hold hands and rejoice in the hatred of Sucky (or any 'S' variation, thereof) Customers!

*starts singing Kumbiya*

[crazylegs]

Evening!

Were you a scout per chance?

Glad to have you aboard, look forward to your stories.

[LambChop]

Evening!

Were you a scout per chance?

Glad to have you aboard, look forward to your stories.

Well I was a cub scout for like...3 months...when I was 5. So no, I guess not. :P

And I already put one up in the "Shoplifting Stories" thread.

[Rapscallion]

I remember a ventreloquist act with an 'assistant' who looked rather like your avatar, not to mention bearing the same name.

That dates me...

Rapscallion

[iradney]

Hallo Lambchop!
Welcome! Gents on the left, ladies on the right, no spitting
Just read your post about the racist SC - well done!