Not all customers suck

[kpb]

Oh, hello. I hate customers and this site was built for me. So, thank you. I'll be sharing a great many treats with all of you but in the meantime, let's think of ways to crush their souls.



PS. I used to work in a rite aid, telemarketing and real estate. And now I have cheapskate programming customers so I am just full of jelly beans and smiles.