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  • Greetings from tradesman hell

    Hello all!

    Long time reader (re: eye-popping, coke spitting, drooling reader ) here. Just popping in here to say hello and all that jazz.

    Now for some back story that I can link to each time I post.

    I live in Melbourne, Australia, and work as a mobile locksmith. That means I get to go to all these entertaining peoples houses and view them in their natural habitats.

    Sometimes, it's even more entertaining than going to the zoo to watch the monkeys have fun. I've been doing this job for 15 years now, but have no intentions of giving it up. It's far too much fun listening to those people who call me at 2am because they've locked themselves out call themselves idiots and stupid.

    I ask you, what other job could give you that sort of satisfaction? Oh, the moeny I charge helps too.

    Anyway, that's me in a nutshell. Willing to smile to an SC's face, and just as quickly bitch about them to anyone who'll listen.

    Cheers!
    This post has been brought to you by the IPF SC Neutering Campaign.

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    How hard is it, and how can I get in?
    You attack the zombified tiger with a punch for 2 damage. It dies.

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    • #3
      Quoth Bobathan McJekt View Post
      o_0
      How hard is it, and how can I get in?
      Believe it or not, most of the work is quite easy. And all it takes is either a normal 4 year apprenticeship, or doing a 2 year part-time course. At least, that's how it works over here.
      This post has been brought to you by the IPF SC Neutering Campaign.

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      • #4
        I would give ANYThing to hear that all day!
        I wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone

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        • #5
          Even,.... your SOUL??? Or your soul's X Box?
          You attack the zombified tiger with a punch for 2 damage. It dies.

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