Hello, all!

[MercenaryMuffin]

Hello, everyone. After browsing every single story on this entire site (I have way too much free time at work, and I have to keep occupied!), I've decided to finally join up so as to share my horrifying experiences. Because if I don't share them with someone, I'm going to walk into work wearing nothing but a hat and wildly firing my guns into the air, Yosemite Sam style.

So, about me...I'm 23 years old, and work in a very nice hotel here in Las Vegas, Nevada. It's off the strip, fortunately, so I don't have to deal with as many asshats as the strip hotels. Thank god! But I still get my share of idiots.

I work as the Night Auditor, so the vast majority of the people I see are:
a) Tired as hell
b) Drunk as hell
c) Angry as hell
d) Hookers (from hell?)

Usually a combination of the above. I've had everything from a woman claiming she was as "Hilton Spy", to a guy passed out to the point I thought he was dead on the couch, to the usual angry idiots and creepy guys who want to refute the 9 porn charges on their account.

It's good to know I've got somewhere to go when I need to vent! Or when I'm bored. Usually bored.

Wooo!

[BookstoreEscapee]

a woman claiming she was as "Hilton Spy",

'kay, I've never been to spy school, but I would think the first lesson would be, "Don't tell people you're a spy."

I saw the little "welcome to our newest member" link at the top of the page, and your name made me laugh, so I had to come say hi.

Hi!

[SG15Z]

Every story? You've read EVERY story!? Wow you really do have too much time on your hands...

[MercenaryMuffin]

I meant every story on the main page, not on the forums

I think that would take me a good few years of constant reading to do so.

[SG15Z]

I meant every story on the main page, not on the forums

I think that would take me a good few years of constant reading to do so.

Oh ok, that makes sense. Still if someone did try to read it all, I must say, good luck!