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    .... This is XYZ, how can I help you?


    Call center worker here, for a software company that I'm not naming. Although we really did call it (something)butt when the executives weren't around. I dealt with technical support and general customer service, and kept a record of some of the worst (and funniest) sucky customers I encountered, mostly as a form of therapy. Hopefully y'all will be amused by my stories - I've certainly been amused by yours.

    The best story I have is my coworker's explanation of an SC encounter - I don't know what happened to prompt it, or even if it was original to him:


    She accused me of lying to her.

    I said that if I were lying to her, I'd say that she had a lovely voice and was a pleasure to talk to.

    She called me a son of a *****, and said she'd see me in hell.

    I told her I was already there.

    She decided to cancel her account.

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    Another call center employee. The more stories you guys post, the more I'll never work in a call center.

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      So, you've logged the worst of the worst for our amusement. How thoughtful of you!

      ^-.-^
      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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