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Hi there! I've been lurking around the board, it seems like a place I'd like to stay, so I decided to register. I get asked for stuff at every store I don't work at, giving birth to my screenname... I mean, I get asked for stuff at my store too, but that's acceptable, I guess. I work at the big blue box store that used to love smiley faces. I work at the customer service counter, and it is definitely nice to know that I'm not the only one who can't stand idiot customers who whine and throw fits. So anyway... I just wanted to say hi and introduce myself!
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard -
Hello, do you you know where the brain bleach is kept? Which aisle are the cookies on? Do you work here?
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Yes, of course I work here. Why am I not wearing a name badge? Oh, because I'd love for you to complain to management that I was less than helpful. What's that? You want to see a manager right now? Ok, go find one!
This is what happens EVERY TIME I go shopping.
Thanks for the welcome!!
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert HubbardComment
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That made my entire week!!! Today I got to tell someone, "Yes, I do work here, but I'm not working at the moment." Which was promptly followed by, "Then why are you here? You have to help me since you're here!!!" Um, I'm in jeans and a t-shirt, pushing a cart... NO!Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert HubbardComment
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