Here's one for the 'List of Doom'

[mstore]

The Picker - For those stores that have a salad bar. The Picker is a customer who picks out the chicken, cheese, etc of the salad and then complains that there isn't any in the salad. eg: saw a man who picked up a plastic fork and started to pickout every prawn he could find in the bowl and then said he couldn't find any even though you could see where they'd gone.

[Rapscallion]

Heya! We've got the thread devoted to this under SCs. Feel free to copy and paste in there

I'd prefer to have the originator of the SC sighting credited with the report.

Rapscallion