Why Hello There

[Virulent]

I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. Imagine that!

While by no means a veteran, I do have some of my own co-irker and SC stories from working food and desk jockey detail. I'm about to start up a new part time job from a work study program (entering grad school since I can't find work around these parts...) and I'm sure I'll have more tales from that.

At any rate, thank you for providing the internet at large with ceaseless hours of (cringe-worthy) entertainment and (awesome) advice/come-backs for sticky situations.

[r2cagle]

Belated to

Please don't hurt me... I just got a shot and I don't think the antibodies have kicked in yet. Anyway, did you find the snack table? Brain bleach?

Here's a nametag... if your name is drawn, you get an extra shot of brain bleach.