It's Nice to Meet You

[Aldrovanda]

Hello there!
Long time lurker and reader, and first time member (obviously)
I found this site years ago while I was doing research for a science fair project involving vinegar. I figured now that I actually have a paying job, it was about time I joined and started contributing.
Right now I work at an animal clinic that specializes in cheaper treatments and surgeries (spaying/neutering) in order to help prevent euthanasia. It's hard work, but I like it. Not to mention it pays. Which is nice. There's obviously much more to it, but I don't wanna bore you by rambling.
Well, I suppose I should warn you that I'm sarcastic and tend to rant. But you know, I'll let my posts speak for themselves.

It's nice to officially meet all of you, and I can't wait to be part of this community.
Cheers!

[Seraph]

Welcome to the nuthouse--er--forums! <.< yesss....we're all sane here.

[dragon_wings]

Welcome to the nuthouse--er--forums! <.< yesss....we're all sane here.

Sane? What is this you speak of?

Welcome to customerssuck! Someone should be around soon with the cookies.

[fireheart]

I'm guessing the "vinegar" is referring to the Vinegar Boy story?

Anyway, welcome to CS.com. *passes you a welcome pack containing booze, cookies, bacon and brainbleach*

[Rainman]

Hey there fellow newbie

[Kristev]

We're all mad here.

[Solacelawlz]

We're all mad here.

Indeedio Daddio!! Insane in the membrane.... insane in the brain!!!

Welcome to the forums!

[Deceptitech]

This place is the one island in a vast sea of stupid. Welcome aboard.

[Food Lady]

You're sarcastic and tend to rant? You'll fit right in.