First Annual Customers Suck! ¶aragra¶h Day

[Bella_Vixen]

Thanks for the edit, NightAngel!

[NightAngel]

Thanks for the edit, NightAngel!

Anytime- it's all part of the services Raps doesn't pay me for!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I like paragraphs.

If I get to a post and see it's a big block o' text, I won't bother to read it. It gets kind of hard to determine where one thought ends and another begins.

I happen to agree there.

And, if anyone hasn't noticed over the years, I have this habit of breaking up thoughts into separate paragraphs. I'd rather make one sentence a paragraph in itself rather than run stuff together.

And right now I feel like I'm a few days late and a few dollars short 'cause I missed this holiday.

[wolfie]

But Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked my keyboard and broke the Enter key
Get a new keyboard. You can ¶robably find one for free from FreeCycle. While you're at it, try to find a better excuse, too.

That excuse is clearly BS, because the person using it was still typing at their keyboard. If Chuck Norris had roundhouse-kicked the keyboard, it would have been completely destroyed (not just one key), and the system unit severely damaged when it got pulled off the desk by the jerk on the cord (not even a wireless link is enough to block the force of a Chuck Norris kick).

[jayel]

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1'm 7h1r733n 4nd 1 th1nk ¶4r4gr4¶h$ $uX0r!

Would someone translate this line for me?! I think it is I'm (something) and I think paragraphs suck(??) It's driving me crazy!

I also enjoy a nicely paragraphed post.

EDIT: Wait, is it I'm thirteen and I think paragraphs suck(?)?

[Broomjockey]

Yes. That is indeed what it says.

[NightAngel]

In the Offical Language of NightAngel it says, "I'm a moron and I have no idea what this paragraph thing you speak of is!"

[Secret Shopper]

All internet forums need this holiday!!!

[Rapscallion]

Since it's my mother's birthday, I figured I'd celebrate it by announcing today to be the latest Paragraph Day!

Heh - let's make it a week!

Rapscallion

[Becks]

Happy birthday to Mommy Raps!!!

[Bella_Vixen]

Thanks, fearless leader!

*Happy birthday, Mom Raps! *

[powerboy]

I like paragraphs.

If I get to a post and see it's a big block o' text, I won't bother to read it. It gets kind of hard to determine where one thought ends and another begins.

I agree with you. I truly despise the non so great Wall Of Text

[NightAngel]

Thought it was time to have this holiday again... it is one of my fave holidays you know.

[PepperElf]

∏ !!

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translated: (yea the mac can do this too)

[ArcticChicken]

Oooh! I love this holiday!