Someone explain this to me

[Canadian In Maine]

I work midnights and customers actually ask me how I sleep when I work that shift.

Ummm, I sleep with my eyes closed, like you but just at a different time of day.

[skeptic53]

I get the opposite. I take far less vacation and work far more hours per week than almost all of my coworkers (1 or 2 work as much as I do, but not more). I frequently get "I tried to see you but you were GONE!!!