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    I actually read your sign, but...

    We know that SCs read what they want to read.

    Currently we have a sign in front of our wallets that says "Wallets - $9.99"

    There are other purses, handbags and clutches nearby. So far, we haven't had anyone think that anything other than wallets are that price.

    Saturday a woman picked up a fancy, sparkly, glittery clutch that could in no way be mistaken for a wallet and said, "So, all your wallets are 9.99?"

    I just looked at her for a moment and then said, "Yes, all the wallets are 9.99" (and then pointed to them) "But that is considered a clutch so it is priced as marked."

    (added a picture of what it looks like for people that don't know what a clutch is)

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  • #2
    Channeling Crocodile Dundee - That's not a clutch, THIS is a clutch.
    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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    • #3
      Dammit Wolfie! I was going to do that....
      Mytical: A SC? Make a mistake? Oh goodness no. Must have been the little pink men from the planet parsley in the butternut galaxy. We all know that SC's could NEVER make mistakes.

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      • #4
        I'm kind of ashamed at what my country's remembered for...

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        • #5
          Quoth prjkt View Post
          I'm kind of ashamed at what my country's remembered for...
          ... *some* of the sheep aren't dangerous ...
          [/TP]
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #6
            Quoth dalesys View Post
            ... *some* of the sheep aren't dangerous ...
            [/TP]
            ...most of them prove to be very affectionate and loving partners
            The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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            • #7
              Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
              ...most of them prove to be very affectionate and loving partners
              That was baskwiky baad.
              Are you from Scotland? ... or a Wyoming cowboy?
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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              • #8
                Quoth wolfie View Post
                Channeling Crocodile Dundee - That's not a clutch, THIS is a clutch.
                The first thing I saw on that page was:

                This page has some issues
                Hmmm...
                "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                • #9
                  Quoth prjkt View Post
                  I'm kind of ashamed at what my country's remembered for...
                  Eh, at least they've (mostly) forgotten 'the adventures of barry mcKenzie'.


                  In other words: it's been worse.
                  Seshat's self-help guide:
                  1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                  2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                  3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                  4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                  "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth prjkt View Post
                    I'm kind of ashamed at what my country's remembered for...
                    We're responsible for Celine Dion AND Justin Beiber. Don't worry about it, every country has their skeletons.
                    Pain and suffering are inevitable...misery is optional.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth dalesys View Post
                      That was baskwiky baad.
                      Are you from Scotland? ... or a Wyoming cowboy?
                      Genesee County, NY..."Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous..."
                      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth NecessaryCatharsis View Post
                        We're responsible for Celine Dion AND Justin Beiber. Don't worry about it, every country has their skeletons.
                        And Ford - don`t forget Rob Ford...
                        No... Just No! And I mean it this time!

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                        • #13
                          Quoth NecessaryCatharsis View Post
                          We're responsible for Celine Dion AND Justin Beiber. Don't worry about it, every country has their skeletons.
                          Quoth TOLady View Post
                          And Ford - don`t forget Rob Ford...
                          Sure, forget about Anne Murray and the guy behind that rockin' party tune "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald," Gordon Lightfoot.
                          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                          • #14
                            Quoth wolfie View Post
                            Channeling Crocodile Dundee - That's not a clutch, THIS is a clutch.
                            THIS is Clutch!
                            "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                              Sure, forget about Anne Murray and the guy behind that rockin' party tune "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald," Gordon Lightfoot.
                              is it weird that i actually like Gordon Lightfoot? LOL

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