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  • #1

    Soo...have you ever left your house...

    ...without your PANTS?
    It happened to me the other night. I got up, and I guess my brain was still on sleep or something, pulled in my uniform, brushed hair and teeth, put on shoes, coat and left. Halfway to my car, I feel...strange, like something's missing. I look down.
    NO PANTS!
    I was dumbfounded. I've left before without my wallet, and coat, but never my pants!
    I'm getting old.
    At least it wasn't my keys, I'd be locked out screwed.
    Can't reason with the unreasonable.
    The only thing worse than not getting hired is getting hired.
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    No, I haven't done that one. But I have spent half an hour tearing apart my living area in a frantic search for my glasses. I did finally find them, about the 3rd time I pushed them back up my nose.
    You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

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    • #3
      I've done jacket, keys, and various other things I should take, but never pants.

      Quoth Kittish View Post
      No, I haven't done that one. But I have spent half an hour tearing apart my living area in a frantic search for my glasses. I did finally find them, about the 3rd time I pushed them back up my nose.
      Oh god, that's a familiar story. My son witnessed me looking for my glasses, and I was wondering why he was giving me a strange look then laughing his ass off. Yeah, I was wearing them. I was still half asleep, in my defense.
      Mytical: A SC? Make a mistake? Oh goodness no. Must have been the little pink men from the planet parsley in the butternut galaxy. We all know that SC's could NEVER make mistakes.

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      • #4
        Yes, yes I have. I was on some very, very powerful medication for an illness at the time and thought I had to go to work.

        Thankfully my partner was there to bring me inside and apologize to the old lady next door.
        He never lets me forget...
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        • #5
          Pants, no. The glasses thing -- yes, more often than I'd like to admit. It's bad enough when they're on top of my head >_< I'm legally blind without the damn things, so I have the additional problem of not being able to see the things I need to find in order to see...
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          • #6
            Four Bitchin' Babes - Oh No (I'm looking for my glasses again)
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            • #7
              Oh, Hotel, I'm dying laughing here. I can just imagine the chuckle I would have had at myself if I'd done it.

              Quoth Latekin View Post
              Yes, yes I have. I was on some very, very powerful medication .....
              There you go HM - plausible excuse.

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              • #8
                I haven't actually DONE it but I have gotten into a slight panic thinking I had and looking down to make sure I had my pants on.
                "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                • #9
                  Went to work without my shirt once. I was running late, threw on most of my uniform, grabbed my jacket and dashed down to the car. After I got to work I went in to use the restroom and take off my coat.....

                  Needless to say I kept my coat tightly zipped all day till I got home.
                  Last edited by Aethian; 04-03-2014, 01:19 AM.

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                  • #10
                    I've gone out without my purse - which meant no money, no bus pass and no house keys. Once I had to go into the backyard and yell my head off for my mom to get up and come down to the front door and let me in.

                    Haven't forgotten my pants yet, thank god.
                    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                    • #11
                      I've called into work saying I was going to be late because I couldn't find my pants ...

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                      • #12
                        I've had dreams of forgetting my pants but never actually done it.

                        I think the worst I've done was head out in mis-matched shoes.
                        Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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                        • #13
                          This was many years ago, but I once went on a job interview in mismatched shoes. I didn't even realize it until after I left. Funny thing is, I still got the job so I guess they weren't paying too much attention to my feet.
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                          • #14
                            Yeah, I've lost my glasses but never left without finding the becuase I need them to drive. Oh! I remember once I forgot them at work, and this was when I was working in retail like 40 miles away. I couldn't go back to get them because the shop was closed up for the night. Soooo basically I had to drive around, squinting at every sign becuase I was lot and didn't have GPS then. By some great miracle I made it without crashing or winding up in Mexico.
                            The funniest thing about me forgetting my pants is once I realized they weren't with me, I actually did a 360 turn around on the street to look for them. Like they were hiding underneath the parked cars or something xD. Ahh...
                            Can't reason with the unreasonable.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth aulocksmith View Post
                              My son witnessed me looking for my glasses, and I was wondering why he was giving me a strange look then laughing his ass off. Yeah, I was wearing them. I was still half asleep, in my defense.
                              I wish I could claim that as a defense, but I was wide awake, had had breakfast and coffee already. Took me almost three hours to clean up the mess I'd made of the place in my searching. *sigh*

                              Oh yea. Another one I've done. This one I CAN claim the mostly asleep defense for. I'd been driving most of the night, got to a truckstop near my destination and went in to get a shower. If there's a wait, the cashier puts your name on a list and they call the drivers up to get their showers over a loudspeaker. So the cashier asks me for my name..... And I just stand there, completely blank. After about 10 seconds of fumbling around trying to think of it, I dug out my driver's license. The cashier got a giggle out of that.
                              You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

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